Sitemap - 2025 - Chortle
It's Me, a Microplastic in Your Brain
The Beginner's Guide to the Bible
Seeking Mild to Moderate Car Guy
To Preserve Peace, We Must Blow Up the Earth
Short Story: Revenge of the Secondary Characters
An exclusive interview with a 200-Year Old Condom
Rotten Tomatoes Reviews My Dog (Again)
Am I The Asshole: Toddler Edition
BREAKING: Something Worse Is Happening Tomorrow
The Head of Disorganized Crime Has Been Arrested
Your Sense of Smell Makes You Look Ridiculous
Photos: Los Angeles Migrant INVASION
Welcome Aboard, Please Make Yourself Uncomfortable
The Extraordinary Life of Klaus Gänsefett
Songs My Toddler Loves, Ranked by Unseemliness
More Facts Donald Trump Just Learned
Corrections to Our Previous Coverage
A Hostage Negotiation for my Comedy Career
An Honest Translation Of My Resumé Skills
This Summer's Hottest Puzzle Books
It's us, your child’s favorite shoes
New PBS Lineup for Today’s America
Trending New Social Media Diets
White House Announces Tariff on True Love
The Manly Humanities Man's Guide to Oil Changes
An Itemized Guide To Youth Soccer Fees
The Judge Who Sucked and Fucked
FBI Most Wanted: Trump Edition
The Failed Sequels of Great Inventors
These Pillowcases Should Be Illegal
Chortle's Reluctant Off-Year Endorsements
New Ways to Tear the Country Apart
Shows That Aren't On BritBox, But Should Be
Pope Francis's Final Statement
Coachella for People Approaching 40
Expanded Definitions of Antisemitism
9 Myths About English DEBUNKED
Crooks Reflect: "We've Come A Long Way"
To the Girl Who Said My Eyes Are "A Little Too Close Together"
Talking to a Bank Alarm Like It's My Toddler
Extremely Specific Acknowledgements for My Novel
Chortle's Stock Tips of the Day
Ranking All 7 Subway Restaurants In My Town
Baby's Second Book of Opposites
Watching Exercise Videos Should Count As Exercise
7-Eleven Apologizes for Our April Fool's Posts
PHOTOS: JD Vance Visits Greenland
I've Been Married Four Long, Horrible Years
Seven Planets I’d Rather Live On
Updated White House I.T. Policies
The Rorschach Test presented by Walmart
Classic Children's Books [Revised for 2025]
Corporate Cinema Must Be Destroyed (Except for Disney's Cars)
Notes on the First Case of March Madness
Coming Soon to the Kennedy Center!
Bearflesh: The Ultimate Coat for Men
MLB Spring Training, By The Numbers
Hey Stock Market, Where's Our Thank You?
It’s Me, a Dinner Your Kid Refuses to Eat
10 Good Points That Aren't Worth Making
I will now roast Elon Musk's haircut
Interview: Ann Friedman on Letters
What Being Abducted By Aliens Taught Me About B2B Sales
Changes to Chortle's DEI policy
What Will Be This Year's Crazy Oscars Moment?
NASA's Asteroid Defense Plan, Revealed
An exclusive interview with the Booger from Trump's Desk
1930s Trends That Deserve a Comeback More Than Literal Nazis
Notice of Filming on Your Street
SNL's 60th Anniversary Episode
DOGE Is Now Hiring Complete Assholes
You're a bad driver (and so am I!)
Weird Dates I Went On So You Don’t Have To
Now That's What I Call Funny: Vol. 8
Welcome to Trump International Gaza Resort
10 Ways Parenting a Toddler is like Being Spider-Man
Forgotten Baseball Nicknames, Explained
The Ultimate Valentine's Day Grift Guide
Democrats' new battle cry: "Methinks the president doth protest too much"
More Blatantly Illegal Trump Executive Orders
You're Gonna Sleep with the Fishes
Meet the World's Dorkiest Homophobes
Chinese Food is a Threat to National Security
It's Me, a Bridesmaid Who's Definitely Not Mad
God Issues Official Statement on NFL Involvement
Standup Comedy from Rachel Forman!
Interview: Zac Oyama on Dragons
It's me, the neighbor you can't figure out
Instead of TikTok, Let's Ban These Apps
10 Fallacies to Watch for in Trump's Second Term
Now That's What I Call Funny: Vol. 7
For Emergency Information, FEMA Recommends Consulting My Instagram Stories
Weed Strains That Also Could Be People I’ve Hooked Up With
An Incomplete Census of Funny Names
No One Understands the Artistic Pain of Butcher's Block
Revised Los Angeles Air Quality Index
Donald Trump's Greenland, by the numbers