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Ow! A Flying Baby Just Shot Me With a Goddamn Arrow!

And now I’m expected to perform in bed??

8 hrs ago • Luke Herzog

Melania, By The Numbers

A moving portrait of a very still lady.

Feb 4 • Greg Nix

Police Blotter From My Son's Toy Cars

This week's incident reports from the living room.

Feb 2 • Greg Nix

Don't Miss Tee-Ball!

It's the perfect activity for small, vulnerable children.

Jan 28 • Greg Nix

This Fucking Sucks

Let's commiserate.

Jan 26 • Greg Nix

Jan 23 • Greg Nix

Let's Rewrite Some "Lazy" Clickbait

What are idle people really spending their money on?

Jan 21 • Greg Nix

Meet Our New A.I., Ken Jennings

We're implementing Ken Jenningses across the globe!

Jan 14 • Greg Nix

I Will Now Roast 12 Unsubscribers

How dare these specific people not love me?

Jan 12 • Greg Nix

Welcome back to Chortle!

I'm making a few changes.

Jan 7 • Greg Nix

Our 10 Most Popular Posts of 2025

A brief look back.

Dec 19, 2025 • Greg Nix

Recapping the Latest Episode of “Reality”

Season 2025 nears a depressing conclusion.

Dec 17, 2025 • Greg Nix

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