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The Head of Disorganized Crime Has Been Arrested

Don Vitor's highly ineffective syndicate will no longer plague our fair city.

Jun 12 •

Clube de Leitura

Photos: Los Angeles Migrant INVASION

A once great American City has been occupied.

Jun 10 •

Welcome Aboard, Please Make Yourself Uncomfortable

Our airline is now worse than ever before!

Jun 9 •

The Extraordinary Life of Klaus Gänsefett

Inventor, Renaissance Man, Human Cannonball

Jun 6 •

Eulogy for a Modern Man

Today, we grieve a loving father and screen junkie.

Jun 5 •

Our 10 Most Popular Posts!

As measured by proprietary Chortleficial Intelligence

Jun 2 •

It's Anxious Girl Summer!

The vibes are immaculate this coping season.

May 29 •

Marie-Hélène Lebeault - Author

More Facts Donald Trump Just Learned

The president now thinks Vladimir Putin is "CRAZY!" What else does he know?

May 27 •

Corrections to Our Previous Coverage

Pobody's nerfect.

May 26 •

A Hostage Negotiation for my Comedy Career

It's time for someone to save me from myself

May 23 •

Every Bad Job I've Ever Had

Plus a Drive to Survive update

May 22 •

An Honest Translation Of My Resumé Skills

Because “proficient” is a pretty flexible term

May 21 •

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