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The Realm’s Stupidest Wizard Has Failed

Discussions with the murderous Orcs somehow went awry.

Aug 19 •

How to Read the News

Helpful instructions for navigating the misinformation era.

Aug 18 •

I Was About to Do the Thing, I Swear

But then I remembered that I'm me.

Aug 14 •

Songwriter Jesse Welles says it all in less than two minutes.

Aug 12 •

A Message from Pro-Abstinence Mosquitos

SMASH needs your help to keep mosquitos from having sex.

Aug 11 •

10 Benefits of Taking Karate Classes as an Adult Man

Nothing says serious person like yelling “HI-YAH!” in a strip mall

Aug 7 •

Everyone Please Stop Saying I Suck Shit

A Transcript of Congressman Mike Flood's Town Hall Remarks

Aug 6 •

A Welcome Guide to Perimenopause

For the Chronically Unbothered (But Sweating Profusely)

Aug 5 •

Marie-Hélène Lebeault - Author

Potatoes Are The New Dinosaurs

They're both prehistoric, but only one is delicious.

Aug 4 •

If Non-Pharmaceutical Products Listed Side Effects

Medicine isn't the only thing that can cause adverse reactions

Jul 31 •

Stephanie Hurley

More Bad News for Tesla

All the problems you haven't heard about yet.

Jul 29 •

Five Vacation Destinations to Escape Humanity

Your guide to blessed solitude.

Jul 28 •

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