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I Declare War on My Lawn

The time for re-seeding has passed.

Jun 30 • Greg Nix

An Exclusive Interview with the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool

Washington's most-talked-about body of water is ready for her close-up.

Jun 24 • Greg Nix

10 Insanely Marketable Original* Movie Ideas

*Inspired by MY DAUGHTER WAS TAKEN

Jun 22 • Greg Nix

A Father's Day Message From Rick Brunson

There's a new #1 Dad in town.

Jun 18 • Greg Nix

Congrats Elon, Love Mom

@mayemusk is proud of her based son for becoming the world's first trillionaire.

Jun 16 • Greg Nix

Why Is Taskmaster So Good?

Let's talk about my favorite TV show.

Jun 11 • Greg Nix

I Rigged California's Election

You caught me red-handed, Mr. President.

Jun 9 • Greg Nix

Two years of Chortle!

A brief thank you.

Jun 3 • Greg Nix

Gator's Tilt-a-Whirl Also Drops Out of Trump's Great American State Fair

Gator: "This is not about politics."

Jun 2 • Greg Nix

This Summer's Blockbuster Movies

An incomplete and inaccurate preview.

May 27 • Greg Nix

I Will Now Roast Spencer Pratt's Billboard

Stick to The Hills, pal!

May 21 • Greg Nix

Advanced Baseball Statistics for Real Life

Using sabermetrics to measure my weekend.

May 18 • Greg Nix

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