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The Cynical Consumer's Guide to Refrigerator Shopping

The damn thing broke.

Mar 11 • Greg Nix

Dispatches from the Comedy Mines

Conditions below ground remain difficult.

Mar 9 • Greg Nix

Welcome to HBO-Paramount-Disney-Plus-eBay-on-Prime®️

Let's get streaming!

Mar 6 • Greg Nix

The World Baseball Classic Explained (by a Nihilist)

The teams, the stakes, and the abyss.

Mar 4 • Greg Nix

It’s me, your joint that clicks

A note from your knee/elbow/wrist.

Mar 2 • Greg Nix

New Stickers Coming Soon!

Chortle is going physical.

Feb 27 • Greg Nix

Recapping the State of the Union 24 Hours In Advance

This will have been a national embarrassment.

Feb 25 • Greg Nix

10 Ways to Rebrand Napping at Work

Snoozers of the world unite!

Feb 23 • Greg Nix

Postgame Interview with Dad

Mom's out of town and Dad just put up an MVP performance.

Feb 18 • Greg Nix

How to Celebrate Unelected Appreciation Day

I've invented a new holiday.

Feb 16 • Greg Nix

It’s us, Hallmark

Yes, of course we invented Valentine’s Day.

Feb 13 • Hunter Gardner

Long-Term Relationship Candy Hearts

Prove you care. Still.

Feb 12 • Amanda Goble

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