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Welcome back to Chortle!
I'm making a few changes.
3 hrs ago • Greg Nix
Our 10 Most Popular Posts of 2025
A brief look back.
Dec 19, 2025 • Greg Nix
Recapping the Latest Episode of “Reality”
Season 2025 nears a depressing conclusion.
Dec 17, 2025 • Greg Nix
The Wisdom of Pupfucius, Dog Philosopher
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Dec 16, 2025 • Gregg Maxwell Parker
It's me, a germ in your kid's mouth
You really screwed up. Again.
Dec 12, 2025 • Greg Nix
Our Holiday GRIFT Guide Returns!
New year, new grifts.
Dec 10, 2025 • Greg Nix
Your Therapy Wrapped
Damn! You had A LOT of issues this year!
Dec 5, 2025 • Rachel Forman
My Emotional Affair with RFK Jr.
I also briefly fell in love with America's favorite antivaxxer.
Dec 2, 2025 • Greg Nix
What Holiday Gift Cards for Your Child’s Teacher Say About You
Besides "thanks for keeping my kid alive."
Dec 1, 2025 • Caroline Horwitz
8 Tips for a Bearable Thanksgiving
It's not just about gratitude.
Nov 26, 2025 • Jeff Kruse
Introducing Our New Airfare Options
Our simple three-tiered system is guaranteed to ensure mistakes.
Nov 25, 2025 • Meg Reid
New Thanksgiving Traditions
Sometimes traditions change without us even noticing!
Nov 24, 2025 • Greg Nix
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