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Your Therapy Wrapped

Damn! You had A LOT of issues this year!

8 hrs ago •

My Emotional Affair with RFK Jr.

I also briefly fell in love with America's favorite antivaxxer.

Dec 2 •

What Holiday Gift Cards for Your Child’s Teacher Say About You

Besides "thanks for keeping my kid alive."

Dec 1 •

Caroline Horwitz

8 Tips for a Bearable Thanksgiving

It's not just about gratitude.

Nov 26 •

Introducing Our New Airfare Options

Our simple three-tiered system is guaranteed to ensure mistakes.

Nov 25 •

New Thanksgiving Traditions

Sometimes traditions change without us even noticing!

Nov 24 •

We Are Using AI to Build the Pyramids

Here's what you need to know.

Nov 20 •

POLL: What Do Rich Assholes Think of the Economy?

We surveyed hundreds of wealthy jerks to find out how they're really feeling.

Nov 17 •

An exclusive interview with the Epstein Files

Chortle sits down with the world's most talked-about folder.

Nov 14 •

We Must Support the President’s Right to Summon Eldritch Horrors

What will liberals object to next?

Nov 13 •

Why I'm Returning to the League

I want to spend less time with my family.

Nov 10 •

Scientists Observe Vibe Shift

Researchers measure first instance of optimism since 2023.

Nov 6 •

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