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It's Me, the Maypole

I was kind of a big deal.

12 hrs ago • Greg Nix

7 Signs Claude Is Alive (But Not Truly Living)

Is A.I. alive? Are any of us?

May 6 • Greg Nix

Upcoming Biopics from the Producers of 'Michael'

The hot new Hollywood trend: feel-good stories about feel-bad people.

May 4 • Greg Nix

The Kentucky Derby Hosted By Me, A Man Deathly Afraid of Horses

It's the most violent two minutes in sports!

May 1 • Jennie Egerdie

Crisis PR for a Bad Substack Post

Accountability is being taken.

Apr 29 • Greg Nix

Misunderstood Artists of the 21st Century

Who is our Vincent van Gogh?

Apr 27 • Greg Nix

I Stayed Home Sick for One Day and Now I’m an Expert on the Isolated Tribes of India

I'm up for a doctorate in Wikipedia.

Apr 22 • Greg Nix

A Timeline of Notable Earth Days: 1970 to 2145

A noble past and an illustrious future.

Apr 20 • Andrew Wood

Yes, I’ll Play Catch With You for a Reasonable Fee

Don't miss this toss-based opportunity!

Apr 17 • Ralph Gamelli

16 Lesser Known Tax Filing Statuses

You may qualify for a Romantic tax break.

Apr 15 • Amy Greenlee

Sorry I’m Late, the Strait of Hormuz Is Closed

We're all feeling the effects.

Apr 13 • Connor Adams

Schrödinger's War Criminal

Theoretical physicists condemn President Trump

Apr 8 • Greg Nix

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