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Let's Rewrite Some "Lazy" Clickbait

What are idle people really spending their money on?

4 hrs ago • Greg Nix

Meet Our New A.I., Ken Jennings

We're implementing Ken Jenningses across the globe!

Jan 14 • Greg Nix

I Will Now Roast 12 Unsubscribers

How dare these specific people not love me?

Jan 12 • Greg Nix

Welcome back to Chortle!

I'm making a few changes.

Jan 7 • Greg Nix

Our 10 Most Popular Posts of 2025

A brief look back.

Dec 19, 2025 • Greg Nix

Recapping the Latest Episode of “Reality”

Season 2025 nears a depressing conclusion.

Dec 17, 2025 • Greg Nix

The Wisdom of Pupfucius, Dog Philosopher

Dec 16, 2025 • Gregg Maxwell Parker

It's me, a germ in your kid's mouth

You really screwed up. Again.

Dec 12, 2025 • Greg Nix

Our Holiday GRIFT Guide Returns!

New year, new grifts.

Dec 10, 2025 • Greg Nix

Your Therapy Wrapped

Damn! You had A LOT of issues this year!

Dec 5, 2025 • Rachel Forman

My Emotional Affair with RFK Jr.

I also briefly fell in love with America's favorite antivaxxer.

Dec 2, 2025 • Greg Nix

What Holiday Gift Cards for Your Child’s Teacher Say About You

Besides "thanks for keeping my kid alive."

Dec 1, 2025 • Caroline Horwitz

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