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No One Understands the Artistic Pain of Butcher's Block

I used to be the Rembrandt of the cold cuts aisle.

13 hrs ago •

Revised Los Angeles Air Quality Index

Breathing is for suckers anyway.

Jan 10 •

Hunted by School Children

A short story about one man's daily commute.

Jan 9 •

What I Did Over Winter Break by Barron Trump

A very difficult NYU business school assignment.

Jan 6 •

My Dog's Annual Holiday Card

Th*Is was A SpeCial YEEr 🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺

Dec 20, 2024 •

Updated Christmas Carols for Millennials

Classic holiday songs reimagined for the doomscrolling generation.

Dec 19, 2024 •

Interview: Joe Weber on Speed

Donut Media's podcast guru on life in the fast lane.

Dec 12, 2024 •

Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

Damn! You had A LOT of issues this year!

Dec 10, 2024 •

In Defense of "Baby, It's Cold Outside"

A controversial(?) holiday opinion.

Dec 9, 2024 •

It’s me, a plastic six-pack holder

Has cutting us up saved the world?

Dec 5, 2024 •

How to Look Busy at Work During the Holidays

A slacker's guide to working hard at hardly working.

Dec 3, 2024 •

The Ultimate Holiday Grift Guide

Gifts are out, grifts are in.

Dec 2, 2024 •

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