Big Business Valentines
I choo-choo-choose profits over people!
You may not be able to buy love, but you can get rich off of it. The math says that anywhere from 145 million to a fat billion Valentine’s Day cards are exchanged every year, and it’s not just Hallmark selling them.
This year, some of the world’s largest corporations are releasing their very own Valentine’s Day cards, and we got a sneak preview of the inaugural collection:
TIME TO TOOT SOME HORNS!
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