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Chinese Food is a Threat to National Security

Our enemies are abusing their unfair flavor advantage

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Greg Nix
Jan 29, 2025
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The Chinese Communist Party's attempts to influence American society come in increasingly sophisticated forms. While much recent attention has focused on the TikTok ban and artificial intelligence firms like DeepSeek, a more insidious threat has been quietly expanding its reach: Chinese food.

According to new analysis by the Institute for Culinary Security, Chinese restaurants now occupy prime real estate in 77% of American strip malls. This strategic positioning gives our most powerful international foe unprecedented access to hungry Americans during the critical 11:30 AM to 2:00 PM lunch decision window.

The implications for our national security are dire.

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