PHOTOS: JD Vance Visits Greenland
An embarrassing trip by an embarrassing man
Greenland welcomed Vice President JD Vance last week—though in this context, “welcome” has the same meaning as when my wife says, “I welcome your feedback on the items I’m considering for purchase.” Here’s how the New York Times told it:
Welcome to the club, Greenland!
Vance’s trip was pared down from initial plans that had a larger group led by his wife, Usha, touring several cultural sites. The revised schedule showed Vance visiting only a US military installation called the Pituffik Space Base, where he nailed his usual shtick of sounding like an idiot and a snob at the same time.
However, Chortle is hearing that the veep actually snuck in a few different stops. These photos and captions were shared by our source in the White House Press Office (Michael Waltz’s phone). Enjoy!
Bro... that red slash on Vance's forearm in the hospital pic is a telltale tattoo of Tren de Aragua. The FBI circulated a poster on it... I think. Anyway, the bloody imagery is violent, and JD should be immediately deported to Venezuela. No need to ask any further questions or check my work. These are my desires. You can't just ignore them.
i did indeed chortle!!! mission accomplished!