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Fair and Balanced and Hard To Believe

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Jeff Kruse
Mar 21, 2025
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MONDAY

THE INGRAHAM ANGLE: Author Blake Tarragon reveals the secret history of the European “banking community,” and its ties to the highly symbolic marshmallows in Lucky Charms cereal.

WATTERS PRIMETIME: Loman Jablonic, the mayor of Omega Harbor, Florida, discusses how we can put a halt to the George Soros-backed plan to indoctrinate America's schoolchildren with creativity.

HANNITY: Religious scholar Hassan Tuttle explains why the world will end this very night, using an esoteric formula derived from a scroll found in the Great Pyramid of Giza, the Book of Ezekiel, and the Captain Underpants series.

TUESDAY

THE INGRAHAM ANGLE: Author and conspiracy theorist Pelfrey Grunion explains how, even though Barack Obama was not born in Hawaii as he claimed, he still played a key role in Japan's bombing of Pearl Harbor.

WATTERS PRIMETIME: Dallas Imbrium with a new report on Hunter Biden’s laptop, and how it may relate to the Garfield assassination.

HANNITY: Wall Street guru Egberto Manzana mentions the title of his book dozens of times so you'll remember to order it on Amazon.

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