“Be afraid. Be very afraid.” “It’s alive!” “In space, no one can hear you scream.”
Great horror movie taglines haunt you forever—and not just because they help ensure an endless series of remakes. But for every iconic slogan that pops up during October, there are dozens that get buried.
What, you ask, are some of the worst ones? They lurk below.
“Disembowelment has a new name.”
Evisceration (1983)
“Give them an inch, they’ll take a graveyard.”
Coffin Worms 2: Let’s Boogie Down (1978)
“It began as a nagging problem, but now it’s more. Slightly more.”
Minor Inconvenience (2014)
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