Best of Chortle

PHOTOS: JD Vance Visits Greenland

An embarrassing trip by an embarrassing man

Mar 31 •

I've Been Married Four Long, Horrible Years

Wife Good, World Bad

Mar 28 •

Weddings Are Dumb

Apologies to everyone I know.

Mar 17 •

Changes to Chortle's DEI policy

A statement from our executive publisher

Mar 4 •

2X the Meat, 2X the Lies?

A Forensic Analysis of Frozen Lasagna Marketing

Mar 3 •

DOGE Is Now Hiring Complete Assholes

We are actively seeking unbalanced freaks who lack basic human empathy!

Feb 18 •

It's Me, a Bridesmaid Who's Definitely Not Mad

A Very Stable Wedding Toast

Jan 28 •

Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

Damn! You had A LOT of issues this year!

Dec 10, 2024 •

Short Film: Please Give Me An Oscar Please

A cinematic event the likes of which has never been seen.

Nov 1, 2024 •

3:40

It's me, a 12-foot tall yard skeleton

BOW DOWN TO THE BONE KING.

Oct 31, 2024 •

My Uncomfortably Honest Dating Profile

I'm not here for a good time OR a long time, but for some secret third thing.

Oct 29, 2024 •

The funniest thing I've ever done

Have you ever seen someone ACTUALLY slip on a banana peel?

Oct 25, 2024 •

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