Best of Chortle

Am I The Asshole: Toddler Edition

(Posted from Mommy's phone while she's in the bathroom crying)

Jun 17 •

Photos: Los Angeles Migrant INVASION

A once great American City has been occupied.

Jun 10 •

It's Anxious Girl Summer!

The vibes are immaculate this coping season.

May 29 •

Marie-Hélène Lebeault - Author

The Invention of the Mirror

An oral history of mankind's most reflective innovation

May 15 •

Clube de Leitura

New PBS Lineup for Today’s America

Public programming that better reflects the public program

May 12 •

It's Me, Canada

We just elected a normal guy. Jealous much?

Apr 29 •

Coachella for People Approaching 40

Headlined by Unexpected Joint Pain and The Early Bedtimes

Apr 18 •

PHOTOS: JD Vance Visits Greenland

An embarrassing trip by an embarrassing man

Mar 31 •

I've Been Married Four Long, Horrible Years

Wife Good, World Bad

Mar 28 •

Weddings Are Dumb

Apologies to everyone I know.

Mar 17 •

Changes to Chortle's DEI policy

A statement from our executive publisher

Mar 4 •

2X the Meat, 2X the Lies?

A Forensic Analysis of Frozen Lasagna Marketing

Mar 3 •

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