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Rotten Tomatoes Reviews My Dog (Again)

Mack is back, and he's brought an infestation along with him.

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Greg Nix
Jun 18, 2025
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Editor’s note: Wow, they did it again! Rotten Tomatoes decided to review my dog’s newest storyline!

Synopsis: Mack is back, and this time things are getting… ITCHY! Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the couch, Mack comes down with a case of fleas, and his peaceful home becomes ground zero for chaos. As Mack’s parents try to balance a tyrannical toddler with a tyrannical government, anything could happen! Will they survive? No. Probably not.

Genre: Horror
Rated: R (Really gross)
Budget: $97 in flea removal products

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