Kosher Kush (Indica)
This could have been the nickname of any boy I freak-danced with at Camp Shalom in the summer of 2002.
Liberty Haze (Hybrid)
We hooked up on the Fourth of July, but I do not remember his real name.
Garlic Breath (Hybrid)
Self-explanatory.
9-lb Hammer (Indica)
Also self-explanatory.
Peanut Butter and Jelly (Hybrid)
This is the couple I tried to have a threesome with, but the vibes weren’t really there, so we just ended up playing a lot of Rummikub instead. Wholesome, right?