10 Ways Parenting a Toddler is like Being Spider-Man
It's not so Super sometimes.
We all know that being a parent requires superhuman abilities. Patience, for example. Or capacity for dealing with fecal matter.
But after months of chasing around a small, cranky monkey that’s magnetically drawn to danger—also known as a two-year-old—I've come to realize that parenting a toddler is specifically like being Spider-Man.
Let me be clear: this is not a perk. Being Spider-Man would suck. Every time the guy runs out to grab a coffee, it turns into an intense ordeal because of some emotional weirdo with an incredibly illogical plan.
But that’s my life, too! And I don’t even get a cool mask!
Here are ten other ways raising a toddler makes you exactly like Spider-Man.
Your hands are generally sticky enough to climb walls.