Why Go Paid?

Comedy is disappearing. Chortle needs your support!

“Chortle is my favorite inbox stuffer.”
- Current Subscriber

I started Chortle because I love to make people laugh, and here’s the truth: there aren’t very many places to do it these days. Comedy is dying. Hollywood doesn’t think it’s worth making. Tech platforms are controlled by the world’s least funny people. It’s bleak out there!

At Chortle, we make comedy every day. We also pay every single person who contributes. But Chortle needs money to keep going. Full stop.

I believe we need humor to survive. The best reason to become a paid subscriber is that you believe it, too.

“Expands my mind and provides some relief from the serious issues.”
- Current Subscriber

Paid Subscriber Benefits

Here’s everything you get by upgrading to a paid subscription for just $5/month:

• A funny, original piece of comedy delivered to your inbox every weekday morning.

• Archival access to over 200 past posts from 20+ humor writers.

• Discounts on Chortle merch.

• Free stickers!

• Good breath for the rest of your life. (Results not guaranteed.)

“Chortle good. Internet bad. So happy to have found you!”
- Current Subscriber