Your Therapy Wrapped
Damn! You had A LOT of issues this year!
Editor’s Note: It’s Spotify Wrapped season again, and since every app these days seems to have its own imitation, let’s revisit the wrap-up that Rachel Forman’s therapist sent her last year.
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How I Conquered My Anxiety By Becoming Depressed
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Calling all worrywarts, fraidy-cats, and nervous Nellies! Fret no more because I’ve discovered an incredible new cure for anxiety. It’s called Depression™!
A Millennial’s Last Will and Testament
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To my loved ones: If you’re reading this, it means I’ve passed on — most likely impaled by one of my many participation trophies. As you divvy up my assets, keep in mind the never-ending barrage of unprecedented times that cockblocked (that’s legalese for ruined) my entire life.
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