Never hand-feed a shark. Always put the food at the end of a long stick.
Protect the eye health of your fellow beach-goers. Don’t wear skimpy thongs.
Be safe when vacationing in Mexico, and make sure to offer the proper sacrifice to the Aztec sea goddess, Chalchiuhtlicue.
10 Hot Summer Beach Tips
Pack your sunscreen! (And also remember to put it on!)
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