Never hand-feed a shark. Always put the food at the end of a long stick.
Protect the eye health of your fellow beach-goers. Don’t wear skimpy thongs.
Be safe when vacationing in Mexico, and make sure to offer the proper sacrifice to the Aztec sea goddess, Chalchiuhtlicue.
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