It's us, your child’s favorite shoes

And we might be the ugliest objects ever created

Check us out! Get a good look. In fact, burn us into your retinas. Because we are your toddler's new favorite fashion statement. Forget the toys, books, and blankets—these days you’re in deep shit if you go anywhere without a pair of Barney-themed, size-2.5 Crocs.

Yes, Barney the dinosaur is back for some reason, and he has been smuggled into your home in a gift-wrapped package. As shoes go, we’re purple, rubber, and hideous. But your son now loves us more than anything in the house, including you.