What Will Be This Year's Crazy Oscars Moment?
Can anything top The Slap? Let's hope so!
The Academy Awards are a celebration of cinematic excellence. But we all know the real reason we tune in every year is to see celebrities play their most unhinged roles: themselves.
It usually leads to chaos. The Oscars are where the producer of La La Land had to announce his own loss during his acceptance speech. They’re where John Travolta blessed us with the WICK-edly talented Adele Dazeem. And of course, they’re where Will Smith smacked the absolute hell out of Chris Rock. It’s almost as if giving rich, powerful people endless adulation messes with them or something. Almost…
Anyhoo! This weekend’s ceremony is sure to have its fair share of crazy celebrity moments, and the responsibility falls to me to wantonly speculate about them. Here are my predictions.
Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo miss their categories because they’re stuck in the bathroom, trying to help each other reach the paper towel dispenser.
Demi Moore marries Timothée Chalamet live onstage. #Demothée breaks the Internet. Kylie Jenner is too busy playing Royal Match to notice.
Meryl Streep sets the curtains on fire and everyone just lets her.