Our Extreme Horror Experience Can Only Be Entered Through the Mall
But don't let that diminish your terror.
This October at the Naperville Promenade, fear goes deeper.
Escape from Blood Manor is not a haunted house—it’s a human experiment in terror. Every room tells a story… whispered in candlelight, written in blood… and it’s all located in an old Dillards.
This is the truly horrific in-person experience that local fright fans have been waiting for. You’ll scream. You’ll beg. You’ll question your sanity. Afterwards, you can get a Wetzel’s Pretzel.
WARNING: THIS IS NOT FOR EVERYONE
Inside, you won’t find cheesy animatronics or predictable jump scares. What you’ll find instead are corridors that breathe. Rooms that shift when you’re not looking. And the constant, gnawing knowledge that this was the only commercial space we could afford to rent.
Built by horror directors, escape room engineers, and one guy who just loves psychological trauma, Escape from Blood Manor is 100% immersive and 0% fun. Every scream, every moment of silence, every flicker of light is intentional. Stay as long as you dare…
(But please note the mall closes at 8 PM.)
WHAT THEY’RE SAYING:
“I truly believed I was going to die. Also, they validate parking.” - Marcus T.
“Most intense experience of my life. You can see the hallway behind the GameStop.” — Allison F.
“Horrifying. Convenient.” — David K.
And for a truly terrifying October, purchase an Unlimited Murder Pass, which comes with free re-entry, special Gore Zone seating, and access to our VIP entrance next to a weird storefront church that used to be a Great Clips.
Get your tickets now! Entry is limited. Survivors are not guaranteed. And the only way out is through. (Or the many designated emergency exits.)
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I'm afraid I misunderstood what I was buying with the "Unlimited Murder Pass."
I've made a grave mistake.
Full of LOLs. “I truly believed I was going to die. Also, they validate parking.”