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Jan 21, 2025 • Greg Nix
My Son's 12 Step Plan for Avoiding Dinner
With a little practice, you don't have to eat anything at all!
Jun 5 • Greg Nix
Two years of Chortle!
A brief thank you.
Jun 3 • Greg Nix
Gator's Tilt-a-Whirl Also Drops Out of Trump's Great American State Fair
Gator: "This is not about politics."
Jun 2 • Greg Nix
18 (Terrible) Low-Cholesterol Foods
The only things left that you're allowed to eat.
May 29 • Greg Nix

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Welcome to HBO-Paramount-Disney-Plus-eBay-on-Prime®️
Let's get streaming!
Mar 6 • Greg Nix
Postgame Interview with Dad
Mom's out of town and Dad just put up an MVP performance.
Feb 18 • Greg Nix
Long-Term Relationship Candy Hearts
Prove you care. Still.
Feb 12 • Amanda Goble

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This Summer's Blockbuster Movies
An incomplete and inaccurate preview.
May 27 • Greg Nix
A Yelp Review of the First Dentist
Five stars for Urk-Glurg Cosmetic Dentistry.
May 15 • Greg Nix
Instead of a Summer Vacation, Have a Summer Breakdown
Have you considered completely unraveling?
May 14 • Greg Nix

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