I will now roast Elon Musk's haircut

Let's review the atrocious hair of an atrocious man

Editor’s note: Photos of Elon Musk with a “new” haircut went viral this week (see below). They turned out to be from back in 2021—but that’s no reason we can’t make fun of Elon’s terrible look.

Check it out! Elon got a haircut! You’d think a billionaire could afford a barber who doesn’t have Parkinson’s disease, but evidently not. Imagine owning a private jet but not a mirror.

Elon, you turd. You look like Nazi Tilda Swinton. In fact, real Nazis probably found out about this in Hell and got angry at you for making them seem like fucking dorks. Next time you’re aspiring to be a leader of men, aim for broader appeal than “Hitler’s gay friend.”