More Blatantly Illegal Trump Executive Orders
Leakers tell us that the Donald is just getting started.
The first two weeks of Donald Trump’s second presidential term have been defined by a flood of executive orders—many of which were obviously unconstitutional from the moment they were scrawled by Stephen Miller’s Dementor-like hands.
Chortle’s sources inside the White House tell us that the deluge is likely to continue and even gave us a preview of Trump’s next set of orders.
Many of them remain confusing, weirdly specific, and highly illegal.
Upcoming Trump Executive Orders
EO 14183: Unilaterally renames the state of California to Cuckistan.
EO 14184: Formally decrees that the Statue of Liberty should show more leg.
EO 14185: Pardons anyone who ever attended one of Diddy’s White Parties.
EO 14186: Disallows voting for everyone between the ages of 22 and 78.
EO 14187: Sends Rosie O’Donnell to Guantanamo Bay.
EO 14188: Strips security clearance from anyone who ever made fun of the Covfefe tweet.
EO 14189: Licenses White House naming rights to Guy Fieri’s Flavortown Kitchen.
EO 14190: Officially denotes Trump as the best-looking president.
EO 14191: Opens a Justice Department investigation into whether Stevie Wonder is really blind.
EO 14192: Classifies white citizens as American and non-white citizens as “American.”
What do you think? Have you heard about any other secret executive orders? Let me know in the comments.
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Classifies white citizens as American and non-white citizens as “American.”
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