America's educational landscape has shifted dramatically as of late. Following last year’s surge in book bans, federal leadership has recently declared war on dangerous notions like “trying hard” and “caring about others” that have been polluting young minds for generations.
Luckily, the children’s book industry is ready with a line of updated classics that better reflect our new reality. These refreshed titles will offer the guidance that kids truly need in today's America, and help ensure no child grows up with unrealistic expectations of basic human decency.
Here's an exclusive first look at the updated reading list for elementary-aged citizens of tomorrow.
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