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Updated Christmas Carols for Millennials
Now That's What I Call Funny: Vol. 6
Santa's Rejects: Reindeer Who Didn't Make the Cut
MURDER at the December to Remember Sales Event
Additional Wildly Unexpected Things That Might Unite America
In Defense of "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
Suggested Next Steps for South Korea's President
It’s me, a plastic six-pack holder
Upcoming albums recorded by my toddler
How to Look Busy at Work During the Holidays
The Ultimate Holiday Grift Guide
10 Drama-Free Thanksgiving Conversation Starters
My Thanksgiving Gratitude List
What your favorite Thanksgiving dish says about you
People that Congress should *actually* ban from the bathrooms
It's me, your last functioning brain cell
LEAKED: Trump's Cabinet Longlist
Now That's What I Call Funny: Vol. 5
Chortle's Sexiest Writer Alive is Noam Chomsky
Marie Kondo’s Guide to Doomsday Prep
How I Conquered My Anxiety By Becoming Depressed
I will now roast each swing state
Democrats, Republicans, and the mascots they actually deserve
'Twas the Night Before the Election
Short Film: Please Give Me An Oscar Please
It's me, a 12-foot tall yard skeleton
Comic: Evolution Has No Purpose
My Uncomfortably Honest Dating Profile
Chortle Will Not Endorse a Presidential Candidate
The funniest thing I've ever done
Interview: Rachel Forman and Dodge Greenley on Friendship
It's me, a shoulder that you slept on a little weird
Comic: Career Advice for Artists
Now That's What I Call Funny: Vol. 4
Caption Contest: Old Guys on the Town
Thoughts you have while your toddler is puking overnight
Interview: Blake Rosier on Influence
Anonymous President: Have you guys seen Breaking Bad?
Interview: Max Gladstone on the Future
A Millennial’s Last Will and Testament
An exclusive interview with the Pasadena Piss Bandit
Our first ever CAPTION CONTEST
Which Sesame Street characters would turn cannibal?
Interview: Janie Haddad Tompkins on Age
Halloween costume ideas we sincerely think you should avoid
It's me, the unopened salad in your fridge
Which Fellowship of the Ring Members Would Be The Most Fun To Play D&D With?
Interview: Carl Tart on Haters
Rotten Tomatoes ratings of Donald Trump and Kamala Harris
Brat Summer is OVER, Frumpy Fall is Here!
Now That's What I Call Funny: Vol. 3
Who will 'Undecideds' vote for?
It's me, a movie you just said you've seen (even though you haven't)
Comic: The *real* hero's journey
Ten practical uses for a Chortle hat
Mr. Manners' Advice for School Lunch
Fact-checking claims made by my toddler
A.I. isn't scary. Your boss is.
Comic: A Conversation with Myself
Let's set some odds for the presidential debate
Rewriting a headline about Donald Trump and Elon Musk
3QQ interview: Anne Kadet on New York City
Rotten Tomatoes ratings of my dog
3QQ Interview: Will Hines on Nonsense
Ten ways to tell it's almost football season
Now That's What I Call Funny: Vol. 2
3QQ interview: Jiavani on Partying
Comic: The Nine Circles of Heck
3QQ interview: Jeff Maurer on News
Is this the worst song ever written?
Political fundraising text messages I might not block
It's me, Amazon delivering way too late at night
3QQ interview: Josh Gondelman on Attitude
An exclusive interview with a pole vaulter's bulge
Things J.K. Rowling could do instead of tweet about trans people
Some questions about a viral Olympics photo
Plato would have loved Kenny G
It's me, a germ in your kid's mouth
Ranking the funniest Olympic sports (part two)
Ranking the funniest Olympic sports (part one)
3QQ interview: Sandeep Parikh on Games
Comic: The Labyrinth of Eternal Torture
Anonymous President: Peer pressure is destroying America
Ways that Democrats can still have a fun summer
3QQ's: Michael Doherty on Shakespeare
Now That's What I Call Funny: Vol. 1
An exclusive interview with Donald Trump's ear
Biden's choice, by the numbers
Mr. Manners' Advice for a Clean Getaway
Comic: The One True Conspiracy
Signs You're on the Desert Planet Arrakis
Songs About America That Don't Suck
It's me, a fireworks photo you took last year
3QQ interview: Craig Calcaterra on Apple Pie
Kids Music That May or May Not Exist
3QQ's: Tarreyn Van Slyke on Vibes
Rejected Presidential Debate Topics
Comic: Storytime with Uncle Dodge
Links of the Week: Two Good Films
3QQ interview: River Butcher on Balls
Evaluating Trump's Lawyers (By Hotness)
Comic: The Time Traveler’s Paradox
More Things Opposed by the Southern Baptist Convention
The subversive genius of “Lola”
Does This Hat Make Me Look Old?
Political Fundraising Emails I Might Actually Open