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My Dog's Annual Holiday Card

Updated Christmas Carols for Millennials

Now That's What I Call Funny: Vol. 6

Santa's Rejects: Reindeer Who Didn't Make the Cut

MURDER at the December to Remember Sales Event

Proposed Holidays for 2025

Interview: Joe Weber on Speed

Additional Wildly Unexpected Things That Might Unite America

Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

In Defense of "Baby, It's Cold Outside"

Suggested Next Steps for South Korea's President

It’s me, a plastic six-pack holder

Upcoming albums recorded by my toddler

How to Look Busy at Work During the Holidays

The Ultimate Holiday Grift Guide

10 Drama-Free Thanksgiving Conversation Starters

My Thanksgiving Gratitude List

What your favorite Thanksgiving dish says about you

People that Congress should *actually* ban from the bathrooms

Clark Kent joins Substack

It's me, your last functioning brain cell

LEAKED: Trump's Cabinet Longlist

Now That's What I Call Funny: Vol. 5

The Caption Contest is BACK!

Chortle's Sexiest Writer Alive is Noam Chomsky

Batman vs. Gentrification

It's me, an apple a day

Marie Kondo’s Guide to Doomsday Prep

My Country 'Tis a Shit

How I Conquered My Anxiety By Becoming Depressed

I will now roast each swing state

Democrats, Republicans, and the mascots they actually deserve

'Twas the Night Before the Election

Short Film: Please Give Me An Oscar Please

It's me, a 12-foot tall yard skeleton

Comic: Evolution Has No Purpose

My Uncomfortably Honest Dating Profile

Chortle Will Not Endorse a Presidential Candidate

The funniest thing I've ever done

Interview: Rachel Forman and Dodge Greenley on Friendship

It's me, a shoulder that you slept on a little weird

Comic: Career Advice for Artists

Now That's What I Call Funny: Vol. 4

Caption Contest: Old Guys on the Town

Thoughts you have while your toddler is puking overnight

Interview: Blake Rosier on Influence

It's me, the Boogeyman

Comic: The TikTok Ban

The poetry of Poopie Kaur

Caption Contest: 10/13/24

Anonymous President: Have you guys seen Breaking Bad?

Interview: Max Gladstone on the Future

A Millennial’s Last Will and Testament

Comic: Possum Facts

An exclusive interview with the Pasadena Piss Bandit

Our first ever CAPTION CONTEST

Which Sesame Street characters would turn cannibal?

Interview: Janie Haddad Tompkins on Age

Halloween costume ideas we sincerely think you should avoid

Comic: The Joys of Unclehood

It's me, the unopened salad in your fridge

Which Fellowship of the Ring Members Would Be The Most Fun To Play D&D With?

Interview: Carl Tart on Haters

Rotten Tomatoes ratings of Donald Trump and Kamala Harris

Comic: Yo Mama Redux

Brat Summer is OVER, Frumpy Fall is Here!

Now That's What I Call Funny: Vol. 3

Who will 'Undecideds' vote for?

It's me, a movie you just said you've seen (even though you haven't)

Comic: The *real* hero's journey

Ten practical uses for a Chortle hat

Mr. Manners' Advice for School Lunch

Fact-checking claims made by my toddler

A.I. isn't scary. Your boss is.

Comic: A Conversation with Myself

Let's set some odds for the presidential debate

Rewriting a headline about Donald Trump and Elon Musk

3QQ interview: Anne Kadet on New York City

It's me, the tipping screen

Comic: Just a Lil Tapeworm

Rotten Tomatoes ratings of my dog

I Love(d) New York!

3QQ Interview: Will Hines on Nonsense

Ten ways to tell it's almost football season

Comic: Founding Fiend

Now That's What I Call Funny: Vol. 2

3QQ interview: Jiavani on Partying

This Is The Greatest Show

Comic: The Hill I Die On

It's me, another damn week!

Comic: The Nine Circles of Heck

3QQ interview: Jeff Maurer on News

Is this the worst song ever written?

Comic: How to Make a Baby

Political fundraising text messages I might not block

It's me, Amazon delivering way too late at night

3QQ interview: Josh Gondelman on Attitude

An exclusive interview with a pole vaulter's bulge

Comic: Yo Mama

Things J.K. Rowling could do instead of tweet about trans people

Some questions about a viral Olympics photo

3QQ: Danielle Lovier on Vinyl

Plato would have loved Kenny G

Comic: Dodge Goes to India

It's me, a germ in your kid's mouth

Ranking the funniest Olympic sports (part two)

Ranking the funniest Olympic sports (part one)

3QQ interview: Sandeep Parikh on Games

Comic: The Labyrinth of Eternal Torture

Anonymous President: Peer pressure is destroying America

Ways that Democrats can still have a fun summer

3QQ's: Michael Doherty on Shakespeare

Now That's What I Call Funny: Vol. 1

Comic: Average Job Interview

An exclusive interview with Donald Trump's ear

Biden's choice, by the numbers

Cher is the only good tweeter

Mr. Manners' Advice for a Clean Getaway

Comic: The One True Conspiracy

Signs You're on the Desert Planet Arrakis

Songs About America That Don't Suck

It's me, a fireworks photo you took last year

3QQ interview: Craig Calcaterra on Apple Pie

Comic: The Founding Farters

Baseball Needs More Clocks

Kids Music That May or May Not Exist

3QQ's: Tarreyn Van Slyke on Vibes

Rejected Presidential Debate Topics

Comic: Storytime with Uncle Dodge

The NBA Draft is hilarious

Links of the Week: Two Good Films

3QQ interview: River Butcher on Balls

Evaluating Trump's Lawyers (By Hotness)

Comic: The Time Traveler’s Paradox

More Things Opposed by the Southern Baptist Convention

The subversive genius of “Lola”

3QQ's: Adam Wagner on Puzzles

Comic: The Flaw

Does This Hat Make Me Look Old?

A very special message…

Was Jesus the first weeb?

Political Fundraising Emails I Might Actually Open

Comic: The Tale of the Shitmonger

Reasons To Start A Daily Humor Newsletter