It's me, Amazon delivering way too late at night
Sorry, did my extremely loud thudding wake you up?
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.
Squueeeeaaaaaaaaaal. Ka-chunk.
Schhhhhhhik-k-k-k-k!
CRASH! Thud thud thud thud
….
Oh, hey. Sorry, didn’t mean to wake you. Looks like you’ve got a package here.