It's me, Amazon delivering way too late at night

Sorry, did my extremely loud thudding wake you up?

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.

Squueeeeaaaaaaaaaal. Ka-chunk.

Schhhhhhhik-k-k-k-k!

CRASH! Thud thud thud thud

….

Oh, hey. Sorry, didn’t mean to wake you. Looks like you’ve got a package here.