It's me, an apple a day
I can't keep up this charade.
I can’t keep up this charade. I have to come clean: I’m not doing jack squat to keep the doctor away.
To be honest, I should have said something a long time ago. I knew right away that apples shouldn’t be used as a substitute for regular medical care. But it was really nice to feel valued, you know?
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