Chortle's Sexiest Writer Alive is Noam Chomsky

“Huh?" responded the coy intellectual.

Noam Chomsky was uncharacteristically speechless when he learned he’d been named Chortle’s Sexiest Writer Alive.

“Honestly, I don’t understand what you’re talking about. I also don’t recall why I agreed to answer your questions,” he says, shrugging. “But here we are.”