Noam Chomsky was uncharacteristically speechless when he learned he’d been named Chortle’s Sexiest Writer Alive.
“Honestly, I don’t understand what you’re talking about. I also don’t recall why I agreed to answer your questions,” he says, shrugging. “But here we are.”
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