I have nothing of consequence to tell you in this introduction.
It is a void, empty of meaning and existing merely to fill space. We are all worse for having spent precious seconds of our limited existence on it.
But I do have a fresh collection of funny stuff from around the internet to share! Neat!
First, let’s play Chortle catch-up. Readers really seemed to respond to a couple of our recent posts in particular.
People say that print media died because of the internet, but I’m pretty sure that
gets closer to the truth here. Why read the news when you can just get a nice, comforting concussion instead?I love it when the world births a new type of jargon. Nature is beautiful.
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