Thoughts you have while your toddler is puking overnight
Based on a true story.
You are Dad. It’s after midnight. Your child is screaming.
The baby monitor reveals splotches of a mysterious, lumpy liquid on their sheets. This isn’t the first time it’s happened tonight.
Here is what you think.
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