Editor’s Note: Writer and animator Adam Kaiser recently brought Chortle's attention to an unheralded voice primed to change the literary world. Inspired by the preeminent Instapoet of our time, Poopie Kaur is a trailblazing wordsmith who puts poetry where it belongs: in the toilet. You can follow her work here.
Make sure to get Poopie’s new book wherever toilets are sold.
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Put this in a young siblings room for maximum laughs