My Dog's Annual Holiday Card

Th*Is was A SpeCial YEEr 🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺

DEar FRieNDS, fAMILY, Other DOGS i barK At NEArbY, and oOF course DAD:

MARREY KIRSTMASS!

Th*Is was A SpeCial YEEr. I a’ccomPsihEd many GoOAls.

I Was Very STInky.

I sAw sqUIRRELS IN the Yard.. a Lot! I ALmost got One.

i THREW UP on eVEry RUG!%!

Nott enuff BONES :-((

To maNY baths :-(((((

mY little Brother PULLed my TaIL. BUT!! I di’dnt Bite.

HeLLo Moom.

I ‘‘aM hUNGry.

Happey NEW YeER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next yEeR i hoppe to LICK More.

🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺

LOVE ,Mack

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Chortle for the Holidays!