Ways that Democrats can still have a fun summer

If politics is getting you heated, cool off with these tips from Chortle.

Sorry for more politics today, folks, but it’s hard to get my mind off it this week. Maybe you feel the same way. The whole country seems to be traveling 90 MPH on a dark highway with no headlights or brakes.

A brief recap of recent events: Donald Trump has come away from last weekend’s shocking assassination attempt smelling like roses, which continues his lifelong streak of being the luckiest motherfucker on the planet. Devotees at the RNC are even disfiguring themselves in honor of his wounded ear! Meanwhile, his vice-presidential choice, who once compared Trump to Hitler and more recently campaigned on the Great Replacement theory, is being hailed as a great selection. The Donald has also been handed one legal win after another, mostly by people he directly appointed to their jobs. Elsewhere, two supportive Supreme Court justices he didn’t appoint somehow remain in office after successfully arguing that large, undisclosed gifts are NOT bribes, and also pretending to be completely unaware of their wives’ batshit political activity. And this is all leading up to a November election in which the worst person alive is currently scheduled to face off against a man crumbling to dust before our eyes.

In other words, it’s a HOT DEM SUMMER! If the stress and the heat are getting to you, cool off with these tips from Chortle.