My son has been screaming A LOT lately. At first, I thought it was the so-called “terrible twos,” which I now understand refers to the two minutes per day in which he’s not being a tiny little monster. But I also couldn’t help feeling there was something more at play here.
Then I got a call from Theo’s brand new A&R rep. It turns out that sometime during the haze of new parenthood, we agreed to let Theo sign a four-record deal with this guy. According to him, Theo is actually in a great mood—he’s just been working on some specific sounds for his various albums, which are all about to drop. Take a look!
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