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It’s me, a guy who just parked outside your house

Schrödinger's War Criminal

10 Career Ideas for Pam Bondi

Spring Submissions Are Open!

An Exclusive Interview with Bryon Noem's Boobs

Measuring the Economy by "Guys Giving Tours of School Buses"

Am I "Man" or Am I "Sir?"

Tilly Norwood Isn't a Real Actor, Because She Can’t Die Tragically

So You Want to Live Near the Ocean

The Cynical Consumer's Guide to Refrigerator Shopping

Dispatches from the Comedy Mines

Welcome to HBO-Paramount-Disney-Plus-eBay-on-Prime®️

The World Baseball Classic Explained (by a Nihilist)

It’s me, your joint that clicks

New Stickers Coming Soon!

Recapping the State of the Union 24 Hours In Advance

10 Ways to Rebrand Napping at Work

Billionaires Shouldn't Exist (Except for the Inventor of Uncrustables)

Postgame Interview with Dad

How to Celebrate Unelected Appreciation Day

It’s us, Hallmark

Long-Term Relationship Candy Hearts

Ow! A Flying Baby Just Shot Me With a Goddamn Arrow!

It's Me, Your Friend Who Hates Sports

Melania, By The Numbers

Police Blotter From My Son's Toy Cars

Reviewing Oscar Movies I Haven't Seen

Don't Miss Tee-Ball!

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Let's Rewrite Some "Lazy" Clickbait

A man with a banana peel made me angry

Meet Our New A.I., Ken Jennings

I Will Now Roast 12 Unsubscribers

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