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10 Ways to Rebrand Napping at Work

Billionaires Shouldn't Exist (Except for the Inventor of Uncrustables)

Postgame Interview with Dad

How to Celebrate Unelected Appreciation Day

It’s us, Hallmark

Long-Term Relationship Candy Hearts

Ow! A Flying Baby Just Shot Me With a Goddamn Arrow!

It's Me, Your Friend Who Hates Sports

Melania, By The Numbers

Police Blotter From My Son's Toy Cars

Reviewing Oscar Movies I Haven't Seen

Don't Miss Tee-Ball!

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Let's Rewrite Some "Lazy" Clickbait

A man with a banana peel made me angry

Meet Our New A.I., Ken Jennings

I Will Now Roast 12 Unsubscribers

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