18 (Terrible) Low-Cholesterol Foods
The only things left that you're allowed to eat.
So your doctor says you have high cholesterol. Maybe it’s hereditary, or maybe it’s because you eat like Templeton the Rat at the county fair. Either way, you have to start eating healthier.1
Not to worry! There are plenty of low-cholesterol foods out there to sustain you for the rest of your long, healthy (and miserable) life.
Here's what you can eat now.
Fruit
Vegetables
Mushrooms
Tree bark
Low-sodium salt
No-sodium salt (air)
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