It's Me, Your Friend Who Hates Sports
Oh, is the SUPERB OWL this weekend??
I heard there’s a big game this weekend. “Go, sports ball!” Right?
Haha, just kidding. I’m not really a sports fan, but you do you.
…it is a little crazy that you pay attention to sports, though. Don’t you realize that it’s just a bunch of millionaires playing like children? I guess I prefer to spend my free time on more interesting things, like watching scripted television.
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