Humor

I Am Early to Bed and Early to Rise, But I Am Not Healthy, Wealthy, Nor Wise

Benjamin Franklin's advice has hurt more than it's helped.

Jul 9 • Eliana Gottesman

Sex Dreams I’ve Had about Jason Isaacs in 'The Patriot'

Ravish me AND the colonies, Colonel Tavington.

Jul 7 • Caroline Horwitz

It's Me, a Blurry Photo of Fireworks

I'm having a bit of an existential crisis here.

Jul 2 • Greg Nix

I Declare War on My Lawn

The time for re-seeding has passed.

Jun 30 • Greg Nix

This Summer's Blockbuster Movies

An incomplete and inaccurate preview.

May 27 • Greg Nix

A Yelp Review of the First Dentist

Five stars for Urk-Glurg Cosmetic Dentistry.

May 15 • Greg Nix

Instead of a Summer Vacation, Have a Summer Breakdown

Have you considered completely unraveling?

May 14 • Greg Nix

Upcoming Biopics from the Producers of 'Michael'

The hot new Hollywood trend: feel-good stories about feel-bad people.

May 4 • Greg Nix

Crisis PR for a Bad Substack Post

Accountability is being taken.

Apr 29 • Greg Nix

Misunderstood Artists of the 21st Century

Who is our Vincent van Gogh?

Apr 27 • Greg Nix

A Timeline of Notable Earth Days: 1970 to 2145

A noble past and an illustrious future.

Apr 20 • Andrew Wood

Yes, I’ll Play Catch With You for a Reasonable Fee

Don't miss this toss-based opportunity!

Apr 17 • Ralph Gamelli

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