Humor

BURNOUT: The Newest Monster Truck

It's running on fumes.

Aug 18 • Greg Nix

Sisyphus Applies for a New Job

Cover letter for a self-starting boulder specialist

Aug 14 • Greg Nix

Welcome to BOOFI, Yet Another Free Streaming Service

Why watch something new? Or good?

Aug 4 • Greg Nix

I've Been Traded to the Reds

The trade deadline comes for us all

Jul 29 • Greg Nix

Rejected Studio Notes on 'The Odyssey'

Hollywood executives give feedback on Christopher Nolan's film.

Jul 21 • Greg Nix

I Am Early to Bed and Early to Rise, But I Am Not Healthy, Wealthy, Nor Wise

Benjamin Franklin's advice has hurt more than it's helped.

Jul 9 • Eliana Gottesman

Sex Dreams I’ve Had about Jason Isaacs in 'The Patriot'

Ravish me AND the colonies, Colonel Tavington.

Jul 7 • Caroline Horwitz

It's Me, a Blurry Photo of Fireworks

I'm having a bit of an existential crisis here.

Jul 2 • Greg Nix

I Declare War on My Lawn

The time for re-seeding has passed.

Jun 30 • Greg Nix

This Summer's Blockbuster Movies

An incomplete and inaccurate preview.

May 27 • Greg Nix

A Yelp Review of the First Dentist

Five stars for Urk-Glurg Cosmetic Dentistry.

May 15 • Greg Nix

Instead of a Summer Vacation, Have a Summer Breakdown

Have you considered completely unraveling?

May 14 • Greg Nix

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