Humor

Our Holiday GRIFT Guide Returns!

New year, new grifts.

Dec 10 • Greg Nix

Your Therapy Wrapped

Damn! You had A LOT of issues this year!

Dec 5 • Rachel Forman

An Open Letter to Q-Tips

I don’t care what uses you suggest, we all know you're going straight in my ear.

Dec 4 • Luke Herzog and Luca Clark

Introducing Our New Airfare Options

Our simple three-tiered system is guaranteed to ensure mistakes.

Nov 25 • Meg Reid

We Are Using AI to Build the Pyramids

Here's what you need to know.

Nov 20 • K. BOBBY JAMES

So You Accidentally Made an Original Movie

Practical advice for fixing Hollywood's biggest oopsie.

Nov 4 • Josh Granovsky

You Just Got Punk'd, Western Civilization!

It's been your boy Ashton Kutcher the whole time...

Oct 29 • Greg Nix

Welcome to HBO-Paramount-Disney-Plus-eBay-on-Prime®️

Let's get streaming!

Oct 27 • Greg Nix

Honest Zillow Listings

This former rental has barely been cared for!

Oct 23 • Sarah Gardner

Our Extreme Horror Experience Can Only Be Entered Through the Mall

But don't let that diminish your terror.

Oct 16 • Greg Nix

Explaining My 'Parent Trap'-Style Custody Agreement to a First Date

It's not that complicated (or heartless)!

Oct 7 • Jason Gremillion

Clinical Depression Study Results: Congratulations, You Won!

Put down that noose and celebrate.

Oct 2 • Andrew Wood

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