Humor

Tilly Norwood Isn't a Real Actor, Because She Can’t Die Tragically

A.I. actors can never be REAL Hollywood stars.

Mar 25 • Greg Nix

So You Want to Live Near the Ocean

How to assimilate into beach town culture.

Mar 23 • Greg Nix

The Cynical Consumer's Guide to Refrigerator Shopping

The damn thing broke.

Mar 11 • Greg Nix

Dispatches from the Comedy Mines

Conditions below ground remain difficult.

Mar 9 • Greg Nix

Welcome to HBO-Paramount-Disney-Plus-eBay-on-Prime®️

Let's get streaming!

Mar 6 • Greg Nix

Reviewing Oscar Movies I Haven't Seen

Because really, who has the time?

Jan 29 • Greg Nix

Meet Our New A.I., Ken Jennings

We're implementing Ken Jenningses across the globe!

Jan 14 • Greg Nix

Recapping the Latest Episode of “Reality”

Season 2025 nears a depressing conclusion.

Dec 17, 2025 • Greg Nix

The Wisdom of Pupfucius, Dog Philosopher

Dec 16, 2025 • Gregg Maxwell Parker

Our Holiday GRIFT Guide Returns!

New year, new grifts.

Dec 10, 2025 • Greg Nix

Your Therapy Wrapped

Damn! You had A LOT of issues this year!

Dec 5, 2025 • Rachel Forman

An Open Letter to Q-Tips

I don’t care what uses you suggest, we all know you're going straight in my ear.

Dec 4, 2025 • Luke Herzog and Luca Clark

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