Humor

A Yelp Review of the First Dentist

Five stars for Urk-Glurg Cosmetic Dentistry.

May 15 • Greg Nix

Instead of a Summer Vacation, Have a Summer Breakdown

Have you considered completely unraveling?

May 14 • Greg Nix

Upcoming Biopics from the Producers of 'Michael'

The hot new Hollywood trend: feel-good stories about feel-bad people.

May 4 • Greg Nix

Crisis PR for a Bad Substack Post

Accountability is being taken.

Apr 29 • Greg Nix

Misunderstood Artists of the 21st Century

Who is our Vincent van Gogh?

Apr 27 • Greg Nix

A Timeline of Notable Earth Days: 1970 to 2145

A noble past and an illustrious future.

Apr 20 • Andrew Wood

Yes, I’ll Play Catch With You for a Reasonable Fee

Don't miss this toss-based opportunity!

Apr 17 • Ralph Gamelli

Tilly Norwood Isn't a Real Actor, Because She Can’t Die Tragically

A.I. actors can never be REAL Hollywood stars.

Mar 25 • Greg Nix

So You Want to Live Near the Ocean

How to assimilate into beach town culture.

Mar 23 • Greg Nix

The Cynical Consumer's Guide to Refrigerator Shopping

The damn thing broke.

Mar 11 • Greg Nix

Dispatches from the Comedy Mines

Conditions below ground remain difficult.

Mar 9 • Greg Nix

Welcome to HBO-Paramount-Disney-Plus-eBay-on-Prime®️

Let's get streaming!

Mar 6 • Greg Nix

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