Welcome to BOOFI, Yet Another Free Streaming Service

Why watch something new? Or good?

Do you miss the direct-to-DVD era of movies? Want to watch TV shows from before you were born? Have you ever wondered if there’s a channel specifically for the Bolivian diaspora?

Good news… it’s all on BOOFI!

BOOFI is a new free streaming app available for all devices. We have hundreds of live channels and thousands of on-demand movies. From films Nicolas Cage made to get out of debt to Westerns that weren’t popular even when Westerns were popular, each of our selections is hand-picked by our team based on whatever is cheapest to license.

Our generous selection of ad-supported live TV channels includes reruns of NFL Preseason games, multiple Andy Griffith shows (but NOT The Andy Griffith Show), and several Hanna-Barbera cartoons deemed too racist for Cartoon Network. We also offer streaming movies in genres like Action, Horror, Comedy, and Steven Seagal (all of the above).

It’s truly an elephant’s graveyard of content here on BOOFI. And now, we’re happy to present our very first BOOFI ORIGINAL, Murderers on Murderers. This engaging new series pairs murderers with other murderers for frank conversations about killing. We believe this series pushes the bounds of what a 40-episode true crime anthology produced for $13,000 can be.

Questions? Here’s a helpful guide to get to know BOOFI.

What is BOOFI?

TV is out. BOOFI is in. We’re a free streaming service that entertains double-digit monthly active users.

How much does BOOFI cost?

Zero dollars. That means you can watch any episode from seasons 13 through 22 of Family Feud interrupted by frequent ads… absolutely FREE!

How is BOOFI different than other free streaming services like Tubi, Freevee, Crackle, and Xumo?

BOOFI is the world’s #1 home for feature films produced with Romanian tax credits.

How does BOOFI make money?

A complex mixture of securities fraud and non-union television.

What does BOOFI do with my data?

We haven’t decided yet.

Who owns BOOFI?

BOOFI is a division of the Lockheed Martin Corporation.

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