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I Am Early to Bed and Early to Rise, But I Am Not Healthy, Wealthy, Nor Wise
Benjamin Franklin's advice has hurt more than it's helped.
Jul 9
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Eliana Gottesman
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Welcome to Chortle!
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Jan 21, 2025
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Greg Nix
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Just Draw a Congressional District Around Each Person
A modest proposal for American politics.
Jul 8
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Luke Herzog
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Sex Dreams I’ve Had about Jason Isaacs in 'The Patriot'
Ravish me AND the colonies, Colonel Tavington.
Jul 7
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Caroline Horwitz
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It's Me, a Blurry Photo of Fireworks
I'm having a bit of an existential crisis here.
Jul 2
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Greg Nix
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Mar 6
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Greg Nix
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Postgame Interview with Dad
Mom's out of town and Dad just put up an MVP performance.
Feb 18
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Greg Nix
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Long-Term Relationship Candy Hearts
Prove you care. Still.
Feb 12
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Amanda Goble
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I Am Early to Bed and Early to Rise, But I Am Not Healthy, Wealthy, Nor Wise
Benjamin Franklin's advice has hurt more than it's helped.
Jul 9
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Eliana Gottesman
14
4
1
Sex Dreams I’ve Had about Jason Isaacs in 'The Patriot'
Ravish me AND the colonies, Colonel Tavington.
Jul 7
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Caroline Horwitz
17
3
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It's Me, a Blurry Photo of Fireworks
I'm having a bit of an existential crisis here.
Jul 2
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Greg Nix
10
10
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