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I’m paying for funny topical pieces.

Apr 3 • Greg Nix

Welcome to Chortle!

A quick guide to our corner of the internet.

Jan 21, 2025 • Greg Nix

It’s me, a guy who just parked outside your house

There's no reason to be suspicious.

20 hrs ago • Greg Nix

Schrödinger's War Criminal

Theoretical physicists condemn President Trump

Apr 8 • Greg Nix

10 Career Ideas for Pam Bondi

Fired by the president? In this economy???

Apr 6 • Greg Nix

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