Politics

I Will Now Roast Spencer Pratt's Billboard

Stick to The Hills, pal!

May 21 • Greg Nix

6 Candidates to Replace Kash Patel as FBI Director

Based on one key qualification.

Apr 24 • Greg Nix

Schrödinger's War Criminal

Theoretical physicists condemn President Trump

Apr 8 • Greg Nix

10 Career Ideas for Pam Bondi

Fired by the president? In this economy???

Apr 6 • Greg Nix

An Exclusive Interview with Bryon Noem's Boobs

A conversation about bimbos, bike shorts, and the American dream.

Apr 2 • Greg Nix

Recapping the State of the Union 24 Hours In Advance

This will have been a national embarrassment.

Feb 25 • Greg Nix

How to Celebrate Unelected Appreciation Day

I've invented a new holiday.

Feb 16 • Greg Nix

My Emotional Affair with RFK Jr.

I also briefly fell in love with America's favorite antivaxxer.

Dec 2, 2025 • Greg Nix

We Must Support the President’s Right to Summon Eldritch Horrors

What will liberals object to next?

Nov 13, 2025 • Graeme

How Congress Has Been Spending the Government Shutdown

Spare a thought for the plight of your Representative.

Nov 7, 2025 • How to Survive

Scientists Observe Vibe Shift

Researchers measure first instance of optimism since 2023.

Nov 6, 2025 • Greg Nix

Even More Obvious Metaphors for the Destruction of America

White House down. What's next?

Oct 24, 2025 • Greg Nix

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