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Travels with Natalie: A New Series from National Geographic
See the world from the inside of a motorcade!
5 hrs ago • Greg Nix
I Did My Own Research and It Turns Out Vaccines Are Super Effective
What in tarnation?!
Aug 13 • Greg Nix
I Will Now Roast Mitch McConnell for Being Alive
We shouldn't speak ill of the dead, but luckily he's not.
Jul 14 • Greg Nix
Just Draw a Congressional District Around Each Person
A modest proposal for American politics.
Jul 8 • Luke Herzog
An Exclusive Interview with the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool
Washington's most-talked-about body of water is ready for her close-up.
Jun 24 • Greg Nix
Congrats Elon, Love Mom
@mayemusk is proud of her based son.
Jun 16 • Greg Nix
I Rigged California's Election
You caught me red-handed, Mr. President.
Jun 9 • Greg Nix
Gator's Tilt-a-Whirl Also Drops Out of Trump's Great American State Fair
Gator: "This is not about politics."
Jun 2 • Greg Nix
I Will Now Roast Spencer Pratt's Billboard
Stick to The Hills, pal!
May 21 • Greg Nix
6 Candidates to Replace Kash Patel as FBI Director
Based on one key qualification.
Apr 24 • Greg Nix
Schrödinger's War Criminal
Theoretical physicists condemn President Trump
Apr 8 • Greg Nix
10 Career Ideas for Pam Bondi
Fired by the president? In this economy???
Apr 6 • Greg Nix
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