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My Emotional Affair with RFK Jr.
I also briefly fell in love with America's favorite antivaxxer.
Dec 2, 2025
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Greg Nix
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We Must Support the President’s Right to Summon Eldritch Horrors
What will liberals object to next?
Nov 13, 2025
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Graeme
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How Congress Has Been Spending the Government Shutdown
Spare a thought for the plight of your Representative.
Nov 7, 2025
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Danielle Koenig
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Scientists Observe Vibe Shift
Researchers measure first instance of optimism since 2023.
Nov 6, 2025
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Greg Nix
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Even More Obvious Metaphors for the Destruction of America
White House down. What's next?
Oct 24, 2025
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Greg Nix
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College President: We Need More Guest Speakers We Don’t Need
Now is the time to indulge and pander.
Oct 20, 2025
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Nina Sharma
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LEAKED: Proposed Trump-Harvard Settlement Terms
America's oldest university versus its most litigious president.
Oct 9, 2025
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Ethan Loewi
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The U.S. Government Shutdown, Explained (by a Nihilist)
Everything you need to know (about the void).
Oct 1, 2025
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Greg Nix
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Totally Plausible “Secrets” Shared by Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein
Analyzing the president's innocent birthday card.
Sep 23, 2025
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Danielle Koenig
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We Apologize to the Following Republicans
A message from Chortle's executive publisher.
Sep 19, 2025
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Greg Nix
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Supreme Court Rules 6-3 in "United States v. Constitutional Norms"
Landmark ruling replaces established law with Conservative Vibes.
Sep 9, 2025
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Greg Nix
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Why I Can't Leave My Husband, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Every time I try, he starts in with that smooth talking.
Aug 25, 2025
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Danielle Koenig
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