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Schrödinger's War Criminal
Theoretical physicists condemn President Trump
Apr 8 • Greg Nix
10 Career Ideas for Pam Bondi
Fired by the president? In this economy???
Apr 6 • Greg Nix
An Exclusive Interview with Bryon Noem's Boobs
A conversation about bimbos, bike shorts, and the American dream.
Apr 2 • Greg Nix
Recapping the State of the Union 24 Hours In Advance
This will have been a national embarrassment.
Feb 25 • Greg Nix
How to Celebrate Unelected Appreciation Day
I've invented a new holiday.
Feb 16 • Greg Nix
My Emotional Affair with RFK Jr.
I also briefly fell in love with America's favorite antivaxxer.
Dec 2, 2025 • Greg Nix
We Must Support the President’s Right to Summon Eldritch Horrors
What will liberals object to next?
Nov 13, 2025 • Graeme
How Congress Has Been Spending the Government Shutdown
Spare a thought for the plight of your Representative.
Nov 7, 2025 • How to Survive
Scientists Observe Vibe Shift
Researchers measure first instance of optimism since 2023.
Nov 6, 2025 • Greg Nix
Even More Obvious Metaphors for the Destruction of America
White House down. What's next?
Oct 24, 2025 • Greg Nix
College President: We Need More Guest Speakers We Don’t Need
Now is the time to indulge and pander.
Oct 20, 2025 • Nina Sharma
LEAKED: Proposed Trump-Harvard Settlement Terms
America's oldest university versus its most litigious president.
Oct 9, 2025 • Ethan Loewi
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