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It’s us, Hallmark

Yes, of course we invented Valentine’s Day.

23 mins ago • Hunter Gardner

Long-Term Relationship Candy Hearts

Prove you care. Still.

Feb 12 • Amanda Goble

Ow! A Flying Baby Just Shot Me With a Goddamn Arrow!

And now I’m expected to perform in bed??

Feb 11 • Luke Herzog

Christmas Urban Legends Debunked!

Does he REALLY know when you're sleeping?

Dec 9, 2025 • Jeff Kruse

22 Fast Facts About Semicolons

Everything you need to know; plus lots you certainly don't.

Dec 8, 2025 • Amy Greenlee

Your Therapy Wrapped

Damn! You had A LOT of issues this year!

Dec 5, 2025 • Rachel Forman

Introducing Our New Airfare Options

Our simple three-tiered system is guaranteed to ensure mistakes.

Nov 25, 2025 • Meg Reid

We Are Using AI to Build the Pyramids

Here's what you need to know.

Nov 20, 2025 • K. BOBBY JAMES

26 Words for Incongruous Weather

Too hot for a jacket, too cold for a T-shirt.

Nov 18, 2025 • Clube de Leitura

We Must Support the President’s Right to Summon Eldritch Horrors

What will liberals object to next?

Nov 13, 2025 • Graeme

Tips to Help You Get Published

It's not that hard if you've got any talent.

Nov 12, 2025 • Jeff Kruse

Why I'm Returning to the League

I want to spend less time with my family.

Nov 10, 2025 • Rob Plotkin

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