Guest Posts

Why I Can't Leave My Husband, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Every time I try, he starts in with that smooth talking.

7 hrs ago •

Danielle Koenig

Basic Human Survival Tips

To be distributed upon achieving self-awareness.

Aug 21 •

15 Listicles Not To Click

Not all links are created equal.

Aug 20 •

How to Read the News

Helpful instructions for navigating the misinformation era.

Aug 18 •

I Was About to Do the Thing, I Swear

But then I remembered that I'm me.

Aug 14 •

10 Justly Ignored Children's Books

It turns out anyone can publish one of these things.

Aug 13 •

A Message from Pro-Abstinence Mosquitos

SMASH needs your help to keep mosquitos from having sex.

Aug 11 •

10 Benefits of Taking Karate Classes as an Adult Man

Nothing says serious person like yelling “HI-YAH!” in a strip mall

Aug 7 •

A Welcome Guide to Perimenopause

For the Chronically Unbothered (But Sweating Profusely)

Aug 5 •

Marie-Hélène Lebeault - Author

Finally! It's Dog Month!

Everything sucks, but at least there are dogs.

Aug 1 •

If Non-Pharmaceutical Products Listed Side Effects

Medicine isn't the only thing that can cause adverse reactions

Jul 31 •

Stephanie Hurley

My Favorite Hot Dog Toppings, Ranked

From mustard to blood, everything goes great on a weiner.

Jul 25 •

Christopher Manson

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