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Yes, I’ll Play Catch With You for a Reasonable Fee
Don't miss this toss-based opportunity!
Apr 17 • Ralph Gamelli
16 Lesser Known Tax Filing Statuses
You may qualify for a Romantic tax break.
Apr 15 • Amy Greenlee
Sorry I’m Late, the Strait of Hormuz Is Closed
We're all feeling the effects.
Apr 13 • Connor Adams
It’s us, Hallmark
Yes, of course we invented Valentine’s Day.
Feb 13 • Hunter Gardner
Long-Term Relationship Candy Hearts
Prove you care. Still.
Feb 12 • Amanda Goble
Ow! A Flying Baby Just Shot Me With a Goddamn Arrow!
And now I’m expected to perform in bed??
Feb 11 • Luke Herzog
Christmas Urban Legends Debunked!
Does he REALLY know when you're sleeping?
Dec 9, 2025 • Jeff Kruse
22 Fast Facts About Semicolons
Everything you need to know; plus lots you certainly don't.
Dec 8, 2025 • Amy Greenlee
Your Therapy Wrapped
Damn! You had A LOT of issues this year!
Dec 5, 2025 • Rachel Forman
Introducing Our New Airfare Options
Our simple three-tiered system is guaranteed to ensure mistakes.
Nov 25, 2025 • Meg Reid
We Are Using AI to Build the Pyramids
Here's what you need to know.
Nov 20, 2025 • K. BOBBY JAMES
26 Words for Incongruous Weather
Too hot for a jacket, too cold for a T-shirt.
Nov 18, 2025 • Clube de Leitura
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