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I Landed a Job Rearranging Deck Chairs on the Titanic
Dearest mother, my bad luck is over!
Sep 16
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Danielle Koenig
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10 Reasons Why I Hate Tulips
The silent, judgmental flower.
Sep 12
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Per Olvmyr
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Try CHILDREN: The Ultimate Lifestyle Accessory
Because sleeping in, disposable income, and sanity are overrated
Sep 11
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Shannon Guglielmo
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Our Escape Room Is a Little Different
You'll need considerable strength and violent instincts.
Sep 8
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K. BOBBY JAMES
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YOUR ACCOUNT IS PAST DUE
We offer many highly stressful ways to settle your debt.
Sep 5
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Leslie Kendall Dye
11
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How to Answer Your Wife
Fifteen useful replies for when she asks "Notice anything different about me?"
Sep 3
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Gregg Maxwell Parker
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19 Things I Found In My Shag Rug
Based on a true vacuuming.
Aug 28
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Stephen D Forman
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How to Furnish Your Wormhole
Tidying up your transdimensional residence.
Aug 26
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Why I Can't Leave My Husband, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Every time I try, he starts in with that smooth talking.
Aug 25
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Danielle Koenig
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Basic Human Survival Tips
To be distributed upon achieving self-awareness.
Aug 21
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Zelda
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15 Listicles Not To Click
Not all links are created equal.
Aug 20
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Jeff Kruse
8
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How to Read the News
Helpful instructions for navigating the misinformation era.
Aug 18
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Graeme
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