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26 Words for Incongruous Weather
Too hot for a jacket, too cold for a T-shirt.
6 hrs ago • 
Clube de Leitura
We Must Support the President’s Right to Summon Eldritch Horrors
What will liberals object to next?
Nov 13 • 
Graeme
Tips to Help You Get Published
It's not that hard if you've got any talent.
Nov 12 • 
Jeff Kruse
Why I'm Returning to the League
I want to spend less time with my family.
Nov 10 • 
Rob Plotkin
How Congress Has Been Spending the Government Shutdown
Spare a thought for the plight of your Representative.
Nov 7 • 
Danielle Koenig
A Comprehensive List of Great Names for a Wok Restaurant
Really, REALLY comprehensive.
Nov 5 • 
Jason B
So You Accidentally Made an Original Movie
Practical advice for fixing Hollywood's biggest oopsie.
Nov 4 • 
Josh Granovsky
Hyundai Safety Warning for Anyone Over 40
Shiny dashboard reveals terrible truth about your neck.
Nov 3 • 
Danielle Koenig
15 Things I Would Never Say
A handy list in case of robot doppleganger invasion.
Oct 28 • 
Eric Filipkowski
Honest Zillow Listings
This former rental has barely been cared for!
Oct 23 • 
Sarah Gardner
13 Lost Horror Movie Taglines
Scary slogans that never made it to theaters.
Oct 22 • 
Jeff Kruse
Minutes from the Committee of Random National Holidays
Please open on National Read Your Email Day.
Oct 21 • 
Connor Adams
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