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The Kentucky Derby Hosted By Me, A Man Deathly Afraid of Horses

It's the most violent two minutes in sports!

May 1 • Jennie Egerdie

A Timeline of Notable Earth Days: 1970 to 2145

A noble past and an illustrious future.

Apr 20 • Andrew Wood

Yes, I’ll Play Catch With You for a Reasonable Fee

Don't miss this toss-based opportunity!

Apr 17 • Ralph Gamelli

16 Lesser Known Tax Filing Statuses

You may qualify for a Romantic tax break.

Apr 15 • Amy Greenlee

Sorry I’m Late, the Strait of Hormuz Is Closed

We're all feeling the effects.

Apr 13 • Connor Adams

It’s us, Hallmark

Yes, of course we invented Valentine’s Day.

Feb 13 • Hunter Gardner

Long-Term Relationship Candy Hearts

Prove you care. Still.

Feb 12 • Amanda Goble

Ow! A Flying Baby Just Shot Me With a Goddamn Arrow!

And now I’m expected to perform in bed??

Feb 11 • Luke Herzog

Christmas Urban Legends Debunked!

Does he REALLY know when you're sleeping?

Dec 9, 2025 • Jeff Kruse

22 Fast Facts About Semicolons

Everything you need to know; plus lots you certainly don't.

Dec 8, 2025 • Amy Greenlee

Your Therapy Wrapped

Damn! You had A LOT of issues this year!

Dec 5, 2025 • Rachel Forman

Introducing Our New Airfare Options

Our simple three-tiered system is guaranteed to ensure mistakes.

Nov 25, 2025 • Meg Reid

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