Guest Posts

It's Me, a Microplastic in Your Brain

Please just ignore us while we seize control.

Jun 27 •

The Beginner's Guide to the Bible

A primer for those who are still trying to figure out Leviticus

Jun 26 •

10 Hot Summer Beach Tips

Pack your sunscreen! (And also remember to put it on!)

Jun 25 •

Seeking Mild to Moderate Car Guy

Now hiring for someone to expand my friend group.

Jun 24 •

Tessia Sue Phillips

Am I The Asshole: Toddler Edition

(Posted from Mommy's phone while she's in the bathroom crying)

Jun 17 •

Lindsey Smith | Not Normal

Flag Day Trivia

American flag facts we bet you don't know (mostly because we made them up).

Jun 13 •

The Head of Disorganized Crime Has Been Arrested

Don Vitor's highly ineffective syndicate will no longer plague our fair city.

Jun 12 •

Clube de Leitura

Your Sense of Smell Makes You Look Ridiculous

Getting information through your nostrils sounds far-fetched!

Jun 11 •

The Extraordinary Life of Klaus Gänsefett

Inventor, Renaissance Man, Human Cannonball

Jun 6 •

Eulogy for a Modern Man

Today, we grieve a loving father and screen junkie.

Jun 5 •

A guy from Chicago walked, so she could run.

Jun 4 •

Goodbye to archaic rules and attentive security guards!

Jun 3 •

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