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POLL: What Do Rich Assholes Think of the Economy?
We surveyed hundreds of wealthy jerks to find out how they're really feeling.
19 hrs ago
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Greg Nix
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An exclusive interview with the Epstein Files
Chortle sits down with the world's most talked-about folder.
Nov 14
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Greg Nix
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We Must Support the President’s Right to Summon Eldritch Horrors
What will liberals object to next?
Nov 13
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Graeme
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Tips to Help You Get Published
It's not that hard if you've got any talent.
Nov 12
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Jeff Kruse
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Why I'm Returning to the League
I want to spend less time with my family.
Nov 10
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Rob Plotkin
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How Congress Has Been Spending the Government Shutdown
Spare a thought for the plight of your Representative.
Nov 7
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Danielle Koenig
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Scientists Observe Vibe Shift
Researchers measure first instance of optimism since 2023.
Nov 6
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Greg Nix
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A Comprehensive List of Great Names for a Wok Restaurant
Really, REALLY comprehensive.
Nov 5
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Jason B
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So You Accidentally Made an Original Movie
Practical advice for fixing Hollywood's biggest oopsie.
Nov 4
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Josh Granovsky
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Hyundai Safety Warning for Anyone Over 40
Shiny dashboard reveals terrible truth about your neck.
Nov 3
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Danielle Koenig
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October 2025
Happy Halloween from Santa Claus
Ugh, work starts tomorrow.
Oct 31
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Greg Nix
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Warning Labels From the 'Final Destination' Universe
Death is inescapable, but class-action lawsuits aren't.
Oct 30
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Luke Herzog
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Stormie King
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