Archive - Chortle

Happy Final Mother's Day

Sorry that we, the children of Earth, haven't been listening to you

19 hrs ago •

White House Announces Tariff on True Love

Trump declares foreign romance a threat to emotional security

May 7 •

The Manly Humanities Man's Guide to Oil Changes

(or For Whom the Oil Light Flickers)

May 6 •

An Itemized Guide To Youth Soccer Fees

The girls of Borussia Glen Point SC need your help!

May 3 •

The Judge Who Sucked and Fucked

A picture book written for Neil Gorsuch

May 2 •

FBI Most Wanted: Trump Edition

America's Top Ten Threats to Authoritarianism

May 1 •

April 2025

The Failed Sequels of Great Inventors

Call it the Sophomore Slump

Apr 30 •

It's Me, Canada

We just elected a normal guy. Jealous much?

Apr 29 •

These Pillowcases Should Be Illegal

They're a pillow SHAM!

Apr 28 •

Chortle's Reluctant Off-Year Endorsements

From Lieutenant Governor to Reciprocating Dichotomy Promulgator

Apr 25 •

New Ways to Tear the Country Apart

Inventing more interesting divisions than Democrat vs. Republican

Apr 24 •

Shows That Aren't On BritBox, But Should Be

We need more quaint British TV

Apr 23 •

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