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New Thanksgiving Traditions
Sometimes traditions change without us even noticing!
20 hrs ago • 
Greg Nix
My Son Reviews 'Mickey and the Roadster Racers'
A toddler's thoughts on art in contemporary media (and cars).
Nov 21 • 
Greg Nix
We Are Using AI to Build the Pyramids
Here's what you need to know.
Nov 20 • 
K. BOBBY JAMES
We're Deeply Concerned About Sports Gambling (Presented By DraftKings)
By Adam Silver, Rob Manfred, Roger Goodell, and Gary Bettman
Nov 19 • 
Greg Nix
26 Words for Incongruous Weather
Too hot for a jacket, too cold for a T-shirt.
Nov 18 • 
Clube de Leitura
POLL: What Do Rich Assholes Think of the Economy?
We surveyed hundreds of wealthy jerks to find out how they're really feeling.
Nov 17 • 
Greg Nix
An exclusive interview with the Epstein Files
Chortle sits down with the world's most talked-about folder.
Nov 14 • 
Greg Nix
We Must Support the President’s Right to Summon Eldritch Horrors
What will liberals object to next?
Nov 13 • 
Graeme
Tips to Help You Get Published
It's not that hard if you've got any talent.
Nov 12 • 
Jeff Kruse
Why I'm Returning to the League
I want to spend less time with my family.
Nov 10 • 
Rob Plotkin
How Congress Has Been Spending the Government Shutdown
Spare a thought for the plight of your Representative.
Nov 7 • 
Danielle Koenig
Scientists Observe Vibe Shift
Researchers measure first instance of optimism since 2023.
Nov 6 • 
Greg Nix
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