Archive - Chortle

10 Drama-Free Thanksgiving Conversation Starters

Chortle is here to help you avoid holiday unpleasantness.

Nov 27 •

My Thanksgiving Gratitude List

When the going gets tough, the tough get grateful.

Nov 26 •

What your favorite Thanksgiving dish says about you

Better understanding your palate this holiday season.

Nov 25 •

People that Congress should *actually* ban from the bathrooms

If Sarah McBride gets a whole bill, so should these folks.

Nov 22 •

Clark Kent joins Substack

Why I'm leaving the Daily Planet.

Nov 21 •

It's me, your last functioning brain cell

Put yer phone down, friend. We need to talk.

Nov 20 •

LEAKED: Trump's Cabinet Longlist

Somehow it could’ve been worse.

Nov 19 •

Now That's What I Call Funny: Vol. 5

With more funny than ever before!

Nov 18 •

The Caption Contest is BACK!

A new challenge awaits.

Nov 17 •

Chortle's Sexiest Writer Alive is Noam Chomsky

"What are you talking about?" responded the playfully coy intellectual.

Nov 15 •

Batman vs. Gentrification

Gotham has changed, and not for the better.

Nov 14 •

It's me, an apple a day

I can't keep up this charade.

Nov 13 •

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