Archive - Chortle

It’s us, Hallmark

Yes, of course we invented Valentine’s Day.

15 hrs ago • Hunter Gardner

Long-Term Relationship Candy Hearts

Prove you care. Still.

Feb 12 • Amanda Goble

Ow! A Flying Baby Just Shot Me With a Goddamn Arrow!

And now I’m expected to perform in bed??

Feb 11 • Luke Herzog

It's Me, Your Friend Who Hates Sports

Oh, is the SUPERB OWL this weekend??

Feb 6 • Greg Nix

Melania, By The Numbers

A moving portrait of a very still lady.

Feb 4 • Greg Nix

Police Blotter From My Son's Toy Cars

This week's incident reports from the living room.

Feb 2 • Greg Nix

January 2026

Reviewing Oscar Movies I Haven't Seen

Because really, who has the time?

Jan 29 • Greg Nix

Don't Miss Tee-Ball!

It's the perfect activity for small, vulnerable children.

Jan 28 • Greg Nix

This Fucking Sucks

Let's commiserate.

Jan 26 • Greg Nix

Jan 23 • Greg Nix

Let's Rewrite Some "Lazy" Clickbait

What are idle people really spending their money on?

Jan 21 • Greg Nix

A man with a banana peel made me angry

Reporting live from a busy parking lot.

Jan 16 • Greg Nix

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