Archive - Chortle

Pre-Approved High School Reunion Questions

A Field Guide to Human Decency in Gymnasium Settings

9 hrs ago •

Tessia Sue Phillips

For Parents Seeking Financial Compensation

Kat Mulaney will help you sue your child!

Jul 3 •

Jellied Pig's Feet

Twelve important facts you need to know

Jul 2 •

A Toast to Jeff Bezos

Here's to everyone's favorite lizard-man!

Jul 1 •

June 2025

Largemouth Bass Are Destroying America

An op-ed by a bird named Stephen Miller

Jun 30 •

It's Me, a Microplastic in Your Brain

Please just ignore us while we seize control.

Jun 27 •

The Beginner's Guide to the Bible

A primer for those who are still trying to figure out Leviticus

Jun 26 •

10 Hot Summer Beach Tips

Pack your sunscreen! (And also remember to put it on!)

Jun 25 •

Seeking Mild to Moderate Car Guy

Now hiring for someone to expand my friend group.

Jun 24 •

Tessia Sue Phillips

To Preserve Peace, We Must Blow Up the Earth

It’s simply the only option.

Jun 23 •

Short Story: Revenge of the Secondary Characters

Just when you thought it was safe to write that novel...

Jun 20

An exclusive interview with a 200-Year Old Condom

The viral prophylactic shares centuries of wisdom

Jun 19 •

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