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Advanced Baseball Statistics for Real Life
Using sabermetrics to measure my weekend.
17 hrs ago
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Greg Nix
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A Yelp Review of the First Dentist
Five stars for Urk-Glurg Cosmetic Dentistry.
May 15
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Greg Nix
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Instead of a Summer Vacation, Have a Summer Breakdown
Have you considered completely unraveling?
May 14
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Greg Nix
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It's Me, the Maypole
I was kind of a big deal.
May 12
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Greg Nix
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Political Fundraising Text Messages I Might Not Block
Beggars can't be choosers, but they can at least be creative.
May 8
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Greg Nix
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7 Signs Claude Is Alive (But Not Truly Living)
Is A.I. alive? Are any of us?
May 6
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Greg Nix
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Upcoming Biopics from the Producers of 'Michael'
The hot new Hollywood trend: feel-good stories about feel-bad people.
May 4
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Greg Nix
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The Kentucky Derby Hosted By Me, A Man Deathly Afraid of Horses
It's the most violent two minutes in sports!
May 1
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Jennie Egerdie
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April 2026
Crisis PR for a Bad Substack Post
Accountability is being taken.
Apr 29
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Greg Nix
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Misunderstood Artists of the 21st Century
Who is our Vincent van Gogh?
Apr 27
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Greg Nix
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6 Candidates to Replace Kash Patel as FBI Director
Based on one key qualification.
Apr 24
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Greg Nix
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I Stayed Home Sick for One Day and Now I’m an Expert on the Isolated Tribes of India
I'm up for a doctorate in Wikipedia.
Apr 22
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Greg Nix
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