Archive - Chortle

Why I Can't Leave My Husband, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Every time I try, he starts in with that smooth talking.

14 hrs ago •

Danielle Koenig

Buy Yourself Some Socks

It will make everything a little better.

Aug 22 •

Basic Human Survival Tips

To be distributed upon achieving self-awareness.

Aug 21 •

15 Listicles Not To Click

Not all links are created equal.

Aug 20 •

The Realm’s Stupidest Wizard Has Failed

Discussions with the murderous Orcs somehow went awry.

Aug 19 •

How to Read the News

Helpful instructions for navigating the misinformation era.

Aug 18 •

These New Statistics Prove I Don't Suck at Basketball

A press conference from the Bureau of Hoops Statistics

Aug 15 •

I Was About to Do the Thing, I Swear

But then I remembered that I'm me.

Aug 14 •

10 Justly Ignored Children's Books

It turns out anyone can publish one of these things.

Aug 13 •

Songwriter Jesse Welles says it all in less than two minutes.

Aug 12 •

A Message from Pro-Abstinence Mosquitos

SMASH needs your help to keep mosquitos from having sex.

Aug 11 •

Reasons Your Child's Preschool Is Closed

Our Little Acorns will be staying home indefinitely.

Aug 8 •

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