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22 Fast Facts About Semicolons
Everything you need to know; plus lots you certainly don't.
23 hrs ago • 
Amy Greenlee
Your Therapy Wrapped
Damn! You had A LOT of issues this year!
Dec 5 • 
Rachel Forman
An Open Letter to Q-Tips
I don’t care what uses you suggest, we all know you're going straight in my ear.
Dec 4 • 
Luke Herzog
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Luca Clark
My Christmas List of Things That Don't Exist
For my loved ones and/or scientific research institutions.
Dec 3 • 
Greg Nix
My Emotional Affair with RFK Jr.
I also briefly fell in love with America's favorite antivaxxer.
Dec 2 • 
Greg Nix
What Holiday Gift Cards for Your Child’s Teacher Say About You
Besides "thanks for keeping my kid alive."
Dec 1 • 
Caroline Horwitz

November 2025

8 Tips for a Bearable Thanksgiving
It's not just about gratitude.
Nov 26 • 
Jeff Kruse
Introducing Our New Airfare Options
Our simple three-tiered system is guaranteed to ensure mistakes.
Nov 25 • 
Meg Reid
New Thanksgiving Traditions
Sometimes traditions change without us even noticing!
Nov 24 • 
Greg Nix
My Son Reviews 'Mickey and the Roadster Racers'
A toddler's thoughts on art in contemporary media (and cars).
Nov 21 • 
Greg Nix
We Are Using AI to Build the Pyramids
Here's what you need to know.
Nov 20 • 
K. BOBBY JAMES
We're Deeply Concerned About Sports Gambling (Presented By DraftKings)
By Adam Silver, Rob Manfred, Roger Goodell, and Gary Bettman
Nov 19 • 
Greg Nix
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