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Unsolicited Advice for New Pet Owners
You know you're doing everything wrong, right?
6 hrs ago
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Yoram Ong
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10 Hobbies for Adults Who Don't Want to Leave Bed
Personal development for the permanently horizontal.
Sep 17
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Greg Nix
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I Landed a Job Rearranging Deck Chairs on the Titanic
Dearest mother, my bad luck is over!
Sep 16
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Danielle Koenig
8
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It's Me, a Bald Eagle
Please stop associating me with America.
Sep 15
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Greg Nix
19
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10 Reasons Why I Hate Tulips
The silent, judgmental flower.
Sep 12
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Per Olvmyr
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Try CHILDREN: The Ultimate Lifestyle Accessory
Because sleeping in, disposable income, and sanity are overrated
Sep 11
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Shannon Guglielmo
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The Only Aquarium Map You'll Ever Need
A guide to which rooms are full of fish.
Sep 10
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Greg Nix
10
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Supreme Court Rules 6-3 in "United States v. Constitutional Norms"
Landmark ruling replaces established law with Conservative Vibes.
Sep 9
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Greg Nix
13
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Our Escape Room Is a Little Different
You'll need considerable strength and violent instincts.
Sep 8
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K. BOBBY JAMES
7
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YOUR ACCOUNT IS PAST DUE
We offer many highly stressful ways to settle your debt.
Sep 5
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Leslie Kendall Dye
11
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It's Me, Your Roomba
I'm worried about you.
Sep 4
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Greg Nix
12
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How to Answer Your Wife
Fifteen useful replies for when she asks "Notice anything different about me?"
Sep 3
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Gregg Maxwell Parker
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