Archive - Chortle

Weddings Are Dumb

Apologies to everyone I know.

20 hrs ago •

Bearflesh: The Ultimate Coat for Men

Weatherproof your fragility.

Mar 14 •

Hey Stock Market, Where's Our Thank You?

By Vice President JD Vance

Mar 12 •

It’s Me, a Dinner Your Kid Refuses to Eat

Why did you even bother?

Mar 11 •

10 Good Points That Aren't Worth Making

A list of useful tips that no one will listen to these days

Mar 10 •

I will now roast Elon Musk's haircut

Let's review the atrocious hair of an atrocious man

Mar 7 •

Interview: Ann Friedman on Letters

The accomplished author drills down on correspondence AND the alphabet

Mar 6 •

What Being Abducted By Aliens Taught Me About B2B Sales

LinkedIn has helped me leverage my cosmic kidnapping!

Mar 5 •

Changes to Chortle's DEI policy

A statement from our executive publisher

Mar 4 •

2X the Meat, 2X the Lies?

A Forensic Analysis of Frozen Lasagna Marketing

Mar 3 •

February 2025

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