Archive - Chortle

To Preserve Peace, We Must Blow Up the Earth

It’s simply the only option.

19 hrs ago •

Short Story: Revenge of the Secondary Characters

Just when you thought it was safe to write that novel...

Jun 20

An exclusive interview with a 200-Year Old Condom

The viral prophylactic shares centuries of wisdom

Jun 19 •

Rotten Tomatoes Reviews My Dog (Again)

Mack is back, and he's brought an infestation along with him.

Jun 18 •

Am I The Asshole: Toddler Edition

(Posted from Mommy's phone while she's in the bathroom crying)

Jun 17 •

Lindsey Smith | Not Normal

BREAKING: Something Worse Is Happening Tomorrow

It will make today's horrors look quaint in comparison.

Jun 16 •

Flag Day Trivia

American flag facts we bet you don't know (mostly because we made them up).

Jun 13 •

The Head of Disorganized Crime Has Been Arrested

Don Vitor's highly ineffective syndicate will no longer plague our fair city.

Jun 12 •

Clube de Leitura

Your Sense of Smell Makes You Look Ridiculous

Getting information through your nostrils sounds far-fetched!

Jun 11 •

Photos: Los Angeles Migrant INVASION

A once great American City has been occupied.

Jun 10 •

Welcome Aboard, Please Make Yourself Uncomfortable

Our airline is now worse than ever before!

Jun 9 •

The Extraordinary Life of Klaus Gänsefett

Inventor, Renaissance Man, Human Cannonball

Jun 6 •

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