Archive - Chortle

Meet Our New A.I., Ken Jennings

We're implementing Ken Jenningses across the globe!

12 hrs ago • Greg Nix

I Will Now Roast 12 Unsubscribers

How dare these specific people not love me?

Jan 12 • Greg Nix

Welcome back to Chortle!

I'm making a few changes.

Jan 7 • Greg Nix

December 2025

Our 10 Most Popular Posts of 2025

A brief look back.

Dec 19, 2025 • Greg Nix

Letters from the War on Christmas

Dearest Martha, hope grows dim...

Dec 18, 2025 • Greg Nix

Recapping the Latest Episode of “Reality”

Season 2025 nears a depressing conclusion.

Dec 17, 2025 • Greg Nix

The Wisdom of Pupfucius, Dog Philosopher

Dec 16, 2025 • Gregg Maxwell Parker

We're Going to Deport Every Foreign Film in the Criterion Closet

A memo from your friends at ICE.

Dec 15, 2025 • Tony Delgado

It's me, a germ in your kid's mouth

You really screwed up. Again.

Dec 12, 2025 • Greg Nix

10 Signs It's Cold Season

Ill omens are all around us.

Dec 11, 2025 • Greg Nix

Our Holiday GRIFT Guide Returns!

New year, new grifts.

Dec 10, 2025 • Greg Nix

Christmas Urban Legends Debunked!

Does he REALLY know when you're sleeping?

Dec 9, 2025 • Jeff Kruse

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