Music

Don't Buy These Albums

How to spot an avoidable auditory adventure.

May 28 •

In Defense of "Baby, It's Cold Outside"

A controversial(?) holiday opinion.

Dec 9, 2024 •

Is this the worst song ever written?

A coconut-flavored musical hot take.

Aug 14, 2024 •

Plato would have loved Kenny G

Recent archaeological evidence suggests that guilty pleasure music has existed for as long as western civilzation.

Jul 31, 2024 •

Cher is the only good tweeter

I don't miss Twitter, but I do miss weird celebrity Tweets -- particularly the insane brilliance often shared by pop idol and Oscar winner Cher.

Jul 11, 2024 •

Songs About America That Don't Suck

Things are tough. Let's enjoy some music.

Jul 5, 2024 •

The subversive genius of “Lola”

Lo-lo-lo-lo-loooooooo-lah

Jun 13, 2024 •

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