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don’t you discredit wizzer’s contributions! also very interested in a judge judy style Christmas Court show.

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Then there’s Pooter, the one who’s required to ride BEHIND the sleigh.

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My favorite was always Gefilte -- the reindeer who is constantly dealing with their sciatica and refuses to work on Shabbat.

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It’s a day of REST, people!

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And then there is Horny. He disrupted the team and even tried to hump Mrs. Claus. They took him out for a test flight, and that danged Yankee reindeer humped General Lee's and General Jackson's horse statues not to mention Secretariat when they went through Kentucky. HORSES??? Well maybe? Other members of the reindeer team??? Of course; how did you think he got his name. But give him some credit. He wouldn't do cows!!!

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You can't blame a reindeer for trying!

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C’mon, Rachel, that’s only six. You’re two shy of a full team. How could you leave out Stoner’s stallmate Boozer?

And of course, the oldest reindeer of all, Geezer.

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You would know about Geezer.

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Also about Pooter.

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