Our Incredible Technology Is Only Racist Sometimes!
You have to admit that's pretty impressive
“Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence company xAI issued a lengthy apology Saturday for a series of violent and antisemitic posts from its Grok chatbot this week, blaming a system update.” - CNN
“The Pentagon has signed on to use Grok, the AI chatbot built by Elon Musk's company xAI, as part of a new $200 million agreement that opens the door for its deployment across the federal government, the company announced Monday.” - CBS News
A Message from ElectriFly Hovering Vehicles, Inc.
Dear Valued Investors and Transportation Pioneers,
The future is here! You now have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to invest in flying car technology that will revolutionize transportation and only occasionally suggest the systematic extermination of Jews.
Technology That Makes You Say WOW!
Gone are the days of traffic jams and carbon emissions. The ElectriFly Series 1 fleet represents the cutting edge of self-propelled hover technology—featuring whisper-quiet electric motors, 360-degree obstacle detection, and an AI co-pilot trained on 3,000 hours of uncut Alex Jones rants.
Autonomous flying vehicles are the final solution in personal transportation, and the ElectriFly has been bred for uber-perfection. It even includes three two convenient operating modes:
Efficient Mode: Optimized for energy conservation.
High Performance Mode: Maximizes speed and power.
Luftwaffe Mode:Strikes terror in the heart of the Ashkenazi.
Addressing Recent Controversies
We recognize that our development journey hasn't been without its challenges. Earlier iterations of the ElectriFly experienced what our engineers termed pattern recognition overload, causing them to autonomously “hunt” for certain minorities. However, we've completely resolved these issues. The ElectriFly Series 1 now only hunts marginalized groups on explicit command.
Despite recent negative media attention, beta testing showed remarkable user engagement among our target demographic of “concerned citizens.” The ElectriFly has also received enthusiastic endorsements from several organizations acknowledged on various watch lists, as well as a frankly remarkable number of large government contracts.
Invest Today!
The transportation revolution is here, and it's asking uncomfortable questions about demographics. Join us in building a future where getting from Point A to Point B is efficient, environmentally friendly, and ideologically pure.
At ElectriFly Industries, we don't just move people—we move the right people.
[ElectriFly Series 1 vehicles have not been approved by the FAA, DOT, or United Nations Human Rights Council.]
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Elon, you turd. You look like Nazi Tilda Swinton. In fact, real Nazis probably found out about this in Hell and got angry at you for making them seem like fucking dorks. Next time you’re aspiring to be a leader of men, aim for broader appeal than “Hitler’s gay friend.”
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I typed “Trader Joes” into my ElectriFly’s GPS and it started hurling antisemitic slurs at everyone in the car. On the other hand, the acceleration is pretty dang impressive