My Favorite Hot Dog Toppings, Ranked
From mustard to blood, everything goes great on a weiner.
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Yellow mustard.
Brown mustard.
Clear mustard.
Chopped onions.
Sliced onions.
Whole onions.
Canned chili.
Bottled chili.
Boxed chili.
Sauerkraut.
Sweet and sour kraut.
Bitter kraut.
Jalapeno peppers.
Banana peppers.
Dr. Pepper.
Paper clips.
Additional frankfurters.
Crushed potato chips.
Inspired potato chips.
A cheeseburger.
A raw egg.
Pain pills.
The blood of children. (Halloween only.)
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24. Bacon
25. More bacon
26. Bacon and eggs
27. Is there any bacon left?
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