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back in MY day we were scared of satanic rock music and marijuana induced mania! those were good ol’ american fears!

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Good for him and honestly I’m thrilled about chupacabra’s candidacy (and would also encourage la llorona to throw her hat in the ring) #representationmatters

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The monster DEI program needs a huge overhaul.

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When did you decide to take up non-fiction writing?

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boogeyman believes in a peaceful transfer of power to chupacabra. fox news gonna have a hard time with this one!

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You already saw the verbal HA this got.

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C’mon — SOMETHING’s still gotta go bump in the night (besides me trying to get to the bathroom).

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Spooky moaning. Take me back.

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