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Dodge Greenley's avatar

back in MY day we were scared of satanic rock music and marijuana induced mania! those were good ol’ american fears!

Brittany's avatar

Good for him and honestly I’m thrilled about chupacabra’s candidacy (and would also encourage la llorona to throw her hat in the ring) #representationmatters

Greg Nix's avatar

The monster DEI program needs a huge overhaul.

Ellen Wheeler's avatar

When did you decide to take up non-fiction writing?

Robin Darling's avatar

boogeyman believes in a peaceful transfer of power to chupacabra. fox news gonna have a hard time with this one!

Greg Nix's avatar

You already saw the verbal HA this got.

Alter Kacker's avatar

C’mon — SOMETHING’s still gotta go bump in the night (besides me trying to get to the bathroom).

Sara's avatar

Spooky moaning. Take me back.