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Hard hitting journalism I expect from Chortle.

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👶🥊💥

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This morning V (3) said that if we held a birthday party in our backyard, the bees would take the presents and turn them into honey. At first, I found the claim egregious, but now I'm second guessing myself. Could it be possible? Probably not worth taking the risk, right?

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Many people are saying this is true. The bees are not sending their best.

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Your son knows what he says is true, at least in his mind!! We have a hard time deciphering what toddlers say, as you and your lovely wife know, but they know what and when they want something all they have to do it point!!! Love your little family!! So looking forward to seeing you soon!!!❤️❤️

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I think the last one is clearly true, and it has spread way beyond Springfield. Go to any supermarket in America and you’ll finda whole aisle full of cans labeled “DOG FOOD” and “CAT FOOD.”

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😂

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