NO HE DID NOT REMEMBER YOU??? Oh godddd. Also I *knew* when i saw the headline i was going to read about the pool hall date where your date had literal pool-specific gloves on, and somehow we didn’t even get to that???? you literally ARE a weirdo magnet. 😭
I don't often *literally* laugh out loud while reading, but I did at this: “Did you know Shia LaBeouf is Catholic now?” So many great moments in this piece! I dare say, I'm tempted to share some of my own stories from the war ; )
The real kicker with the Shia LaBeouf comment was how my Jewish ass responded, “Damn, lost another good one.” To which there was an awkward lull, I asked if he was religious, and he said, “Yes. Catholic.” 🥴
NO HE DID NOT REMEMBER YOU??? Oh godddd. Also I *knew* when i saw the headline i was going to read about the pool hall date where your date had literal pool-specific gloves on, and somehow we didn’t even get to that???? you literally ARE a weirdo magnet. 😭
Oh man, the saggy three-fingered glove 🤢somehow slipped my mind. I’ll have to do an all lady-date version!
I don't often *literally* laugh out loud while reading, but I did at this: “Did you know Shia LaBeouf is Catholic now?” So many great moments in this piece! I dare say, I'm tempted to share some of my own stories from the war ; )
The real kicker with the Shia LaBeouf comment was how my Jewish ass responded, “Damn, lost another good one.” To which there was an awkward lull, I asked if he was religious, and he said, “Yes. Catholic.” 🥴
Please do! I must know everyone’s #WeirdDates.