Oh glad to have helped with the subscriber goal and I find the goal-setting/behind-the-scenes look at numbers for other newsletters like this interesting!
I have jumped into the holiday grift game by giving the ultimate grift to my beloved dog, Mac. I have become his momager, tirelessly pitching him for local tv commercials, pet billboards and p.r. appearances to people who move into new neighborhoods and want to make friends. They usually take him to the neighborhood dog park and mingle with other uptown locals cavorting with their dogs with coffee and yoga pant outfits. It's quite lucrative. He even will come to any new name you choose to call him that day such as Sparky, Buddy or even Greg!
Oh glad to have helped with the subscriber goal and I find the goal-setting/behind-the-scenes look at numbers for other newsletters like this interesting!
Perhaps I could interest you in my personalized, custom blended, artisanal Snack Mix . . . .
You’ve already hooked my wife!
Great! However, due to rising expenses, the price has gone up to 500,000 Theocoins.
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Monsieur, zat dog ees all green. Sacré bleu!
I have jumped into the holiday grift game by giving the ultimate grift to my beloved dog, Mac. I have become his momager, tirelessly pitching him for local tv commercials, pet billboards and p.r. appearances to people who move into new neighborhoods and want to make friends. They usually take him to the neighborhood dog park and mingle with other uptown locals cavorting with their dogs with coffee and yoga pant outfits. It's quite lucrative. He even will come to any new name you choose to call him that day such as Sparky, Buddy or even Greg!
My dog is also named Mac(k)! Sounds like he needs to get hustling…
lol r u attacking me with essential oils? see if i spritz lavender on ur pillows again.
No no, YOUR essential oils are real.
Where do I send the $ for the TheoCoin?
You know where to find me!
Yay so happy you shot past 500! Congrats!
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Is there, by chance, a cyber Monday deal on the TheoCoin?
Yes! Extra $2k service fee for Cyber Monday sales.
I was just talking to my gen z cousins about how Mr Beast is in trouble for ‘selling moldy lunchables’
Lmaoo