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Sara Castaneda's avatar

I Looove this! Oh how I wish I could write an article for sleights like this I received while growing up...although curiously never from a Stacy. Maybe I'll track them down and send them letters. It might be quite cathartic. Thanks for the inspiration!

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Stephen D Forman's avatar

You just need to take a ride down that Severance elevator and everything'll pop right into place : )

/ or is it up?

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Lindsey Smith's avatar

I loved this line so much: Now I know my eyes are freakish orbs that are basically kissing each other.

Tell your eyes to knock off the PDA. Pervs.

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Greg Nix's avatar

“Freakish orbs” would also be a great band name.

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Lindsey Smith's avatar

I’d see the FO’s in concert for sure.

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Carol Jourdan's avatar

Little girls can be brutal! Childhood is hard to tolerate also!!😂

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Alter Kacker's avatar

You’ll grow out of it. Once the barber asks “Shave your ears?” you’ll never think of your eyes again.

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Bo Kyle's avatar

🥽 Comedy meets childhood trauma. I'm here for it.

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