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Mark Armstrong's avatar

They could have at least rung the opening bell. That was always the signal to start trading our baseball bubblegum cards back when I was a kid... 😅

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Lee Bacon's avatar

Hilarious!

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Greg Nix's avatar

Greg Nix formally thanks Lee Bacon for this commendation.

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Lee Bacon's avatar

Lee Bacon herewith accepts your appreciation.

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Stephen D Forman's avatar

You raise excellent points, so in the interest of wasting time I don't have today, I was curious: has the stock market thanked Trump? In the sense that Jeffrey Sprecher (CEO of Intercontinental Exchange, owner of the NYSE, and husband of former GA senator and alleged inside trader Kelly Loeffler) can be said to represent the stock market, then it kinda/sorta has:

https://www.opensecrets.org/donor-lookup/results?name=Jeffrey+Sprecher&order=desc&page=1&sort=D

FACT CHECK: 2 chortlocchios

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Greg Nix's avatar

Fact checkers are so first-term.

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Stephen D Forman's avatar

As are facts : (

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Carol Jourdan's avatar

Laughed so hard! It’s your humor that is so good!😊

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CT Jackson's avatar

Maybe the Dow did thank you, JD, and it just got lost? Did you check between the couch cushions for it?

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Alter Kacker's avatar

Great picture!

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Nick Buchheit's avatar

LOL

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